My friends and I are self-proclaimed genius'. And we've decided that if Steve-0 and the rest of Jackass get payed to do the shit they do, than mtv should just start sending us checks. Unless you die before the age of thirty-three, your life is boring and meaningless. I cannot watch a minute of professional soccer without feeling like im looking at a playground of desperate, depressed fourth graders all trying to act normal and failing horribly. I find myself wishing that the world would end in my lifetime since that would be oddly flattering, we'd all be apart of humanity's apex. Until than, get back in your aerostar and return to the killing fields, but before you do answer me this, when did every housewife in America become a whore, except of course my mom.
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