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Captain Tim

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About Me

Swordsman, Adventurer, Poet, Gambler, Rock Musician, Author, Big Game Hunter, Pilot, Raconteur, 6th Dan Master of Origami, Pirate, Best Dressed Man of 1937, Compulsive Liar...
I don't care whether the glass is half full or half empty, the important question is who drank half my pint?
I'm chronically lazy, hugely unmotivated, easily distracted, slightly arrogant and very sarcastic. However, hopefully I'm quite a nice guy underneath it all, but that's not for me to say ;) It's all good
oh, and I like T-Shirts with slogans on. dunno why :)
I met a traveller from an antique land
Who said: Two vast and trunkless legs of stone
Stand in the desert. Near them on the sand,
Half sunk, a shatter'd visage lies, whose frown
And wrinkled lip and sneer of cold command
Tell that its sculptor well those passions read
Which yet survive, stamp'd on these lifeless things,
The hand that mock'd them and the heart that fed.
And on the pedestal these words appear:
"My name is Ozymandias, king of kings:
Look on my works, ye Mighty, and despair!"
Nothing beside remains: round the decay
Of that colossal wreck, boundless and bare,
The lone and level sands stretch far away.
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TELL ME ABOUT YOURSELF - The Survey
Name: Timothy William
Birthday: 11th February
Birthplace: Bradford
Current Location: Home
Eye Color: Blue
Hair Color: Blonde
Height: 6'2
Right Handed or Left Handed: Righty
Your Heritage: English
The Shoes You Wore Today: My Sexy Grey and Silver Converse =D
Your Weakness: Poor Judgement
Your Fears: Dying Alone
Your Perfect Pizza: mmmmm, Pizza
Goal You Would Like To Achieve This Year: Get a Girlfriend =]
Your Most Overused Phrase On an instant messenger: That's What She Said!
Thoughts First Waking Up: oh F**k
Your Best Physical Feature: Soft Hair =S
Your Bedtime: I do not sleep
Your Most Missed Memory: None of Them. Live for the Future
Pepsi or Coke: Coke
MacDonalds or Burger King: niether
Single or Group Dates: either would be nice
Lipton Ice Tea or Nestea: Liptons
Chocolate or Vanilla: Choc
Cappuccino or Coffee: Both/Either
Do you Smoke: never have
Do you Swear: when no other alternative presents itself
Do you Sing: despite the court order =P
Do you Shower Daily: indeed
Have you Been in Love: maybe
Do you want to go to College: in 6th form
Do you want to get Married: Someday
Do you belive in yourself: no, I obviously don't exist :P
Do you get Motion Sickness: i do not
Do you think you are Attractive: compared to who?
Are you a Health Freak: nooo
Do you get along with your Parents: Usually
Do you like Thunderstorms: prefer the sunn =]
Do you play an Instrument:
In the past month have you Drank Alcohol: Yeah!
In the past month have you Smoked: never have
In the past month have you been on Drugs: noop
In the past month have you gone on a Date: I wish
In the past month have you gone to a Mall: nope
In the past month have you eaten a box of Oreos: nope
In the past month have you eaten Sushi: I had some undercooked fish fingers....
In the past month have you been on Stage: nope
In the past month have you been Dumped: *sigh* nope
In the past month have you gone Skinny Dipping: It's 3 degrees out!
In the past month have you Stolen Anything: ideas mainly
Ever been Drunk: Yes
Ever been called a Tease: Yup
Ever been Beaten up: Yes
Ever Shoplifted: Nope
How do you want to Die: I'm Immortal, I can't Die =]
What do you want to be when you Grow Up: A Pirate!
What country would you most like to Visit: Atlantis!
In a Boy/Girl..
Favourite Eye Color: Doesn't Matter
Favourite Hair Color: Doesn't Matter
Short or Long Hair: Longish
Height: Not taller than me, but really it doesn't matter
Weight: Not too fat
Best Clothing Style: Not Chav!
Number of Drugs I have taken: Paracetamol?
Number of CDs I own: Loooads
Number of Piercings: 0
Number of Tattoos: 0
Number of things in my Past I Regret: All of them
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My Interests

I'd like to meet:

Shiny Happy People =D

Music:

Heavy Metal, Industrial, Blues, Rock, Grunge, Electronic, New Romantic, (Real, old skool)Punk, Thrash Metal, (And Yes Amy, Indie), or any combination thereof. Bands are way too many to mention, but I love Motorhead and Nine Inch Nails above them all

Television:

I have sold my soul for: House, Life on Mars, Ashes to Ashes, Black Books, Father Ted, Green Wing, Big Bang Theory, Drop the Dead Donkey, The Day Today, Nevermind the Buzzcocks, Have I Got News For You, Flight of the Conchords etc etc

Books:

Lee Child (The Jack Reacher books), Robert Rankin, Terry Pratchett, Bernard Cornwell, John Wyndham, George Orwell, Douglas Adams
"A common mistake that people make when trying to design something completely foolproof is to underestimate the ingenuity of complete fools"

My Blog

Slayer/Scott Walker Ballad

I feel I should write a blogHowever, I am also chronically lazyso as suchhere is a song(that I didn't write... oh how I wish I had)I was alone my heart was cold, it was a stone My soul was lonely like...
Posted by Captain Tim on Thu, 17 Apr 2008 03:48:00 PST

Soundtrack To The Movie Of My Life

Soundtrack To The Movie Of My Life 1. Open iTunes/media player/your iPod or whatever2. Put it on shuffle and press play3....
Posted by Captain Tim on Tue, 25 Mar 2008 05:59:00 PST

Corporate Whore

Yes, I'm on Myspace. Yes I've sold out. But in my defence.... it's 'cause Amy bullied me into it. And she's trying to make me indie. GO BULLY JUDDY!! (ma'am) ...
Posted by Captain Tim on Sun, 10 Feb 2008 06:02:00 PST