I'd like to meet:
Stephen Colbert, Hillary and Bill Clinton, Al Gore, Tom Hartmann, Stephanie Miller, Jimmy Carter, Barack Obama. Ann Coulter, so I could slap her silly, Bill O'Reilly, so I could slap him after I finish with Coulter. Barbara Bush, so I could tell her what a lousy Mother she must have been. Al Franken, Jesus Christ. Did I just put them in the same sentence? Denny Crane (seriously)