The answer is Jack Bauer, the question doesn't matter.
someone who can play drums in our band
If everyone on 24 followed Jack Bauer's instructions, it would be called 3.
Superman wears Jack Bauer pajamas.
During the commercials, Jack Bauer calls the CSI detectives and solves their crimes.
Once, someone tried to tell Jack Bauer a "knock knock" joke. Jack Bauer found out who was there, who they worked for, and where the goddamned bomb was.
If Jack Bauer was gay, his name would be Chuck Norris.