40 Funny Reasons Why It’s Wonderful To Be A Woman |
1. When a ship sinks, women (and children) get off first.2. A woman can hug her best friend without worrying she'll think she's gay.3. Women can talk to attractive members of the opposite sex without...
Posted by MaMMaDukeS on Thu, 06 Sep 2007 12:43:00 PST |
I AM A NEW YORKER!!!!!!!!!!!!!! |
I am a New Yorker I do not live in the five boroughs or on the Island or
Upstate I may live hundreds or thousands of miles away Or I may live just over the GW Bridge But I am a New YorkerI am a ...
Posted by MaMMaDukeS on Thu, 06 Sep 2007 12:03:00 PST |
LIGHTS ON.....9/11 |
PLEASE forward this email to everyone in your address book asking them to also forward it. Please join us on 9/11. We have over two weeks to getthe word out all across this great land we love and call...
Posted by MaMMaDukeS on Thu, 06 Sep 2007 12:18:00 PST |
Live Life. |
"Take chances. Tell the truth. Date someone totally wrong for you. Say "no." Spend all your cash. Fall in love. Fall right back out. Get to know someone random. Be random. Say "I love you." Sing out l...
Posted by MaMMaDukeS on Tue, 28 Aug 2007 09:37:00 PST |
AS OF!! |
As of Saturday, June 23th I am Cancer FREE. My Doctor told me I have to see him every 3 months for the rest of my life so I can stay healthy, that is a very good price to pay for ME.......
Posted by MaMMaDukeS on Sun, 24 Jun 2007 09:30:00 PST |
Update on ME...... |
My last treatment for internal radiation was on Feb 6th now its June 12th & my body still isn't back to 100%, I am saying its 65% right now. My Body went through HELL & BACK with all the...
Posted by MaMMaDukeS on Tue, 12 Jun 2007 12:24:00 PST |
My Son..... |
Do you know my son gets me so stressed out its makes me sicker. Here's to reasons why......
Its Monday the first day of the work week for most people, so I went into my son's room lik...
Posted by MaMMaDukeS on Mon, 20 Nov 2006 06:11:00 PST |
Sunday's Thought..... |
Have you notice some friends on your MySpace never give you comment but you leave them comment all the time, plus you have the same friends on MySpace and they give them comments back, what'...
Posted by MaMMaDukeS on Sun, 12 Nov 2006 07:25:00 PST |
Kids... |
Husband woke me up at 6:45 this morning screaming where are my damn fucking coats, apparently they are missing an we know who took them "our kids" an blaming me taking his coats, mind y...
Posted by MaMMaDukeS on Sat, 11 Nov 2006 10:49:00 PST |
How your Myspace gets hijacked! (PLEASE READ!!) |
Have you noticed weird bulletins posted by your friends lately? Instead of surveys and games, it looks like they're advertising ringtones for songs they don't even like, or telling you to smoke pot wh...
Posted by MaMMaDukeS on Sat, 04 Nov 2006 10:55:00 PST |
