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FECAL ASTROLOGY: RANDOM TIP The Clean Break is truly the Holy Grail of bowel movements. It defies all logic and reason. A Clean Break is the absolute best horoscope you could hope for. Nothing is better than a Clean Break.
A Clean Break is a shit where no wipe is necessary. Of course, you will wipe once, and it comes off clean. This is how you determine that you actually had a Clean Break, as opposed to just not wiping and calling it a Clean Break.
The true beauty of the Clean Break is that it negates any negative aspects of the shit. Whether you had a Toxic Death shit or even a Blue Bayou, any combination that ends with a Clean Break is negated by the Clean Break (except corn).
Why is corn so bad, you may be asking yourself... go download a copy of Clean Break! Your Guide to Fecal Astrology absolutely free and find out!
Fecal Astrology is the scientific process of determining your horoscope via your morning bowel movement. From sharting to shitting, fecal astrology can tell you everything you NEED to know about what your poop is trying to tell you.
No longer must you wonder why you have the runs, or why your ass bleeds.
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Now you can get a smaller, easier to carry version of Clean Break! Your Guide to Fecal AstrologyAnd it's only $6.60Check it out!
Posted by on Mon, 14 Jan 2008 08:32:00 GMT

Jan. 11, 2008 from PR.com

    New Book Has People Looking to the Toilet for AnswersDes Plaines, IL, January 11, 2008 --(PR.com)-- Local author Alexis Semenec is turning things upside down with her funny, quirk...
Posted by on Fri, 11 Jan 2008 07:45:00 GMT

Take the Challenge!

We're doing this again... since the response to the first challenge was very crappy. It's the AMBI-WIPER CHALLENGE! All you have to do is wipe your ass with your "other hand" next time you take a dump...
Posted by on Wed, 10 Oct 2007 00:11:00 GMT

Toilets in Italy suck! A summary of my vacation...

I'll sum my vacation up with one word... tiring. It's so good to be home in my soft bed with feather pillows after sleeping on the hard-as-a-fucking-rock beds with even harder pillows that they offer ...
Posted by on Wed, 19 Sep 2007 09:38:00 GMT

Vacation!

Well, I'm in a good mood. I'm leaving for Italy tomorrow! I'm sharing my happiness with everyone! Download my book absolutely free! Now through September 15th! ONLY AT LULU This offer is only good unt...
Posted by on Thu, 06 Sep 2007 06:49:00 GMT

AMBI-WIPER CHALLENGE

This is the first Fecal Astrology challenge! I urge anyone and everyone to participate and share your results with the rest of us! Here's the challenge: The next time you take a dump, wipe with your "...
Posted by on Wed, 05 Sep 2007 10:23:00 GMT

The poop is always browner in someone elses toilet

Ever have a bad shit day and wonder, "Why me?" We've all been there. The most important thing to remember is: Every shit is another chance to learn. When you look at your shit from a Fecal Astrologica...
Posted by on Wed, 29 Aug 2007 11:17:00 GMT

Urgent Poop

We've all been there... Driving in the car, listening to the radio, and suddenly... your ass is ready to explode. You're stuck in traffic without a bathroom in sight. The pain is tremendous. You squir...
Posted by on Tue, 28 Aug 2007 11:06:00 GMT

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This week only! August 26-31, you can download my book for only 69 cents! IT'S THE 69 FOR EVERYONE SPECIAL! Get yours at lulu.com/alexisycho today!
Posted by on Mon, 27 Aug 2007 11:25:00 GMT

Preparation

I am spending my day gathering lotions, exfoliants, lubricants, and soft cotton underwear for my ass. I can hardly contain my excitement about the first annual Love Your Ass Day! I hope you all are p...
Posted by on Thu, 09 Aug 2007 09:33:00 GMT