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The Philistine Charlatan

I'm either looking for sparks................or trying to put the fire out.

About Me

Ice age heat wave, can't complain. If the worlds at large why should i remain. Walked away to another plane. Gonna find another place, maybe one i can stand. I move on to another day , To a whole new town with a whole new way. Went to the porch to have a thought. Got to the door and again i couldn't stop. You don't know where and you don't know when ,but you still got your words and you've got your friends. Walkin on to another day. Work a little harder work another way. well oh oh baby i ain't got no plan. If i float on baby would you understand . If i float on baby would you understand. . I edited my profile with Thomas' Myspace Editor V4.4

My Interests

Art, Music , Drinkin', Girls, The beach, Snowboarding, Skatboarding, Theatre, Laughing,Family, Playin my guitar, Sleep, animals, punk, final fantasy, the end of the world, vintage, astroboy(just the charecter, the show doesn't make any sense), shooting guns, but not at people, arguing .

I'd like to meet:

Hunter.S.Thompson( R.I.P ), Fat mike , The person who invented fruit by the foot. A talking penis. Son of flying pig. Optomis Prime. Bryce D'andrea. That girl who deep throats kielbasah's. My real dad. haha. And haha's girlfiend.

Music:

NOFX, Rancid, Goodriddance,Bad religion, Less than Jake, MXPX, Transplants, Muse,SNFU,The Weakerthans, Modest Mouse, Rocky Votolato,The Misfits, Slick Shoes, Billy Talent, Drop Kick Murphy's, Mighty Bosstones, Pink floyd, Led Zepllin, Jack Johnson, Velvet Revolver, Me First, Damian Rice, Nick Drake, The honeymans, The smalls, The shins, Lagwagon, slayer, the beatles, elton john, Nashville Pussy, The hip, The killers, RHCP, The doors, All my freinds who play and sing, And Janet Reno, yeah.

Movies:

Donnie Darko, Fear and loathing in Las Vegas, Twelve Monkeys, Brazil, The Boondock Saints, The Adventures of Baron Munchausen, The usual suspects, The goonies, howard the duck, Evil dead, Army of Darkness, Bill and Ted's excellent adventure, See no Evil,hear No evil , Edward Sizzor Hand, Fight Club, Monty Python, anything good.

Television:

Simpsons, Family Guy, The boondocks, Fraggle rock, Southpark, Aquateen Hunger Force, Harvey Bridman. Cartoons are good.

Books:

T.V. Guide and the English /Klingon Translation Guide

Heroes:

My Dad, Anyone who has the balls to do what needs to be done.

My Blog

Poetry II

More poetry.Home.I can see it still, my home.When i close my eyes, when im alone.We cut our names in the birch in the yard.I often wonder " Is it still scarred?"The orchard fields in summer sun.Our ch...
Posted by The Philistine Charlatan on Tue, 31 Oct 2006 07:43:00 PST

Poetry

I often right poetry as those of you who know me are aware.  I almost never share it but i've decided to start. Kingly Mouse and Vermin God.   The strangest mark to have. And its roots ...
Posted by The Philistine Charlatan on Mon, 28 Aug 2006 06:12:00 PST

Trade me

So anyway......i want to be rich. So anyway .... i heard about this guy who traded a red paperclip for a house. Good idea but he didnt want it enough. Im stealing his idea but only better and stuf...
Posted by The Philistine Charlatan on Fri, 18 Aug 2006 04:53:00 PST

Post mortem.

    Historically speaking , as well as personally i guess,  i have yet to find evidence of life after death.  And with this we can all breath a sigh of relief.  Because w...
Posted by The Philistine Charlatan on Tue, 28 Feb 2006 05:22:00 PST

Commentary

As a speicies we have unlocked almost every conrner of our world, and at a truly  unbelievable pace.  In the last 100 years of human evolution we have acomplished more than in the 10 million...
Posted by The Philistine Charlatan on Sat, 25 Feb 2006 01:43:00 PST

Money, Sex, Power.

Now that i have your attention.  See how easy it is to suck people iinto reading shit.  Awsome.  Oh and there is no money power or sex here.  Sorry.
Posted by The Philistine Charlatan on Sat, 19 Nov 2005 05:31:00 PST

Wake up Call.

I spent all of last night avoiding human contact only to have it blow up in my face.  Ended up having a couple of seriously time consuming phone conversations at like 3 am.  I should be angr...
Posted by The Philistine Charlatan on Sun, 06 Nov 2005 01:31:00 PST

Homeless

So i figured out what blog is.  How dissapointing is that.  If anyone actually reads these things please let me know.  I just became homeless.  Its cool though cause now i can ask ...
Posted by The Philistine Charlatan on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

Blog?

Well i have no idea what a blog is. Thats it
Posted by The Philistine Charlatan on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST