half man, half liquor... One hell of a drunk

About Me

Yes, this is Steven Edward Brink. The man, the myth, the legend. Seen as a hero by some, and a loser to many.
1. I have red hair, big ears, and oversized feet
2. I work at starter bros. as a meat cutter, and no i wont hook you up with free meat
3. On my days off i enduldge in large amounts of booze
4.Duff and I are very talented at getting fucked up and thats a fact
5.Im addicted to ciggerettes, low-carb monsters, pho' and booze
6.I will be on the next white rapper show so looks out for big ginger
7. everyone enjoys there own brand, i enjoy everyone elses
8.I spend more money on alcohol then i do on food
9. I drive a 1987 ford mini van with 300,000 miles on it
That is my life in a nutshell
and im ok with that
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My Interests

SABASTIAN BACH

Air hockey with the friends

Questing with the friends DIV

D.I. VETERAN mother fuckers

MY BROTHER AND SISTER, I LOVE MY FAMILY
haha beer with the fella's
Backstage at some show I played with the Dirty Little Faggots

and then there is TINY haha its TINY, had to of been a truley funny night

The sign told me not to, fuck that shit

COWBOY NIGHT

hahaha our adventure with nutso lady

BEER BONG WITH A OLD FRIEND
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I MET TRIPPLE E THIS NIGHT

I'd like to meet:

I want to meet the man who kicked me in the balls when i was 9 years old. that asshole through ice cream in my face and said "fuck you Chubby" then kicked me in the balls, i was to chubby to chase him. I would also like to go back in time and once again become friends and meet up with the old members of JONNY HOMICIDE

Music:

The Devils fan clubblack to commThe south street brawlersand sabastian bach

Movies:

Sons of Scotland I am William Wallace (but william wallace is seven feet tall) Ohh so i heard and he kills men my the hundreds, and if he were here he would consume the english with fire balls from his eyes and bolts of lightening from his arse ahahaha... I AM WILLAIM WALLACE, and i see a hole army of my country men here in difiance of tieriany you come to fight as free men and free men you are, but tell me what will you do without freedom will you fight (against that no we will run and we will live) Awww Fight and you may die run and you'll live atleast for awhile but dying in your beds many years from now will you be willing to change all of that from this day to that for one chance just one chance to come back here and tell the enimies that they can take our lives but they can never take our FREEDOM!!!!!!

Television:

haha The Simpsons, aqua teen hunger force, poop, family guy, Married with children, Malcom in the middle, king of the hill,who can forget the abc family channel day time line up 12-1 full house, 1-2 family matters, 2-3 Step by step, 3-4 Boy meets world THE DOG hahaha chapman rules

Books:

The dirt is cool, and the kay hahaha the book you have to read in 7th grade

Heroes:

Kyle "The AXE" Thorpe

Sean "The one man army" Irick

My Blog

BUTT-PIRATES LOVE AARRRSSSS!!!!!

BUTT-PIRATES love AARRRSSSS!!!! In the word of JOSH This is my apology leter to Stevie-Stevefor my savagely homo action at the Pirate Party!(butt-pirates that is)and man does he LOVE the cock&so on...
Posted by King of the smack on Thu, 29 Sep 2005 03:08:00 PST

My Ex, I spit on her

Every time I hear your name, it bears an uncanny resemblance to defeat.Though it would be nice to touch base, it's hard to face the things we've been.I don't remember your precious smile,I still remem...
Posted by King of the smack on Thu, 29 Sep 2005 02:54:00 PST

Three new shows for "THE DIRTY LIITLE SECRETS"

JUNE 4th - Zen Sushi in Silverlake. w/ the last gang, OzThe Secrets play @ 10 PMJUNE 10th - Chain Reaction in Anaheim. w/ THREE BAD JACKS & The Hellbillys (three bad jacks record release party)The...
Posted by King of the smack on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

If you care to know who i really am

Yes, this is Steven Edward Brink. The man, the myth, the legend. Seen as a hero by some, and a loser to many. I am a beaten man. I have been extremely happy and amazingly depressed and I still don't k...
Posted by King of the smack on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

I guess My mom admitted she loves heroin

so unbendable steele bends, unsinkable ships sink, and the things you think will never happen happen just like that. I threw in the rag when it comes to drinking. Last nignt on my birthday well it was...
Posted by King of the smack on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

My Pops told me so

This is song about my old man if you guys know The Good Doctor, King Bill, Junkyard Bill, and my personal favorite (Self proclaimed) The Big Package pulverizer... whatever nickname you call him. If y...
Posted by King of the smack on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

I'll Play Tennis in his name

For those of you who have been blessed with KYLE DAVID THORPE in your life you would know how big of a tragedy Him being gone is... His good friends all knew him as kyle wolfgang von frankenstein and ...
Posted by King of the smack on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

ill quit when mom says she loved the heroin

This rubber ducky posting a new etry.... So its been 4 days in a row ive been far to tanked like not exactly sure whats going on, june 1st was bobbys birthday and he filled me up with to much beer i f...
Posted by King of the smack on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

Jeff decided to rearrange my room

So Jeffery Willingham my "roomate" decided to take it on himself to rearrange my room, when i came home he got rud of my custom white couch/bed and put in a wooden futon (or how ever you spell it) and...
Posted by King of the smack on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

"I married trouble and had a courtship with a gun."

Steve was a young boy, He had a heart of stone. Lived 9 to 5 and worked his fingers to the bone. Just barely out of school, came from the edge of town. Fought with a switchblade so no one could tak...
Posted by King of the smack on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST