About Me
In the end we will conserve only what we love. We love only what we understand. We will understand only what we are taught
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Full name Honor Patricia Tarpenning
Nicknames On, Honette, Honroy, Harbor, Honorary, Koala
Age 23
Sign Scorpio
Eye color Blue
Hair color Dirty strawberry blondeish
Height 5'3"
Heritage Spanish and Irish
Birthplace Norfolk, VA
Hometown Edgewater, MD
Where do you live now Annapolis, MD
Any roommates Ali, Arlo, and Darwin.
How about pets a beagle puppy named Arlo and a white, polydactyl cat named Darwin
Who's your best friend Erin and Matty and Ryan Scott
Where do you work Next Day Pets
Are you in school not at the moment
Favorite color chocolate brown and olive green
Favorite food sushi and cheesecake, not together
Best physical feature maybe my crazy-thick hair
What do you drive a slightly mushed Ford ZX2
What do you wish you drove Mercedes SL 500
Have any hobbies is the bar a hobby? otherwise--writing, poker, horses, reading, sailing, fishing, watching movies... and kicking ass
Music
Top five favorite bands/solo artists at the moment: REM, Nirvana, Arlo Guthrie, Led Zeppelin, and The Dismemberment Plan
Top five favorite albums at the moment: REM, Automatic for the People; Nirvana, Nevermind; Arlo Guthrie and Pete Seeger, Precious Friend; The Postal Service, Give up; Dismemberment Plan, Emergency and I
How do you feel about genres I think the music should speak for itself; any music that can be so clearly defined is usually empty
What band would you kill to see live Nirvana, Hendrix, Zep, and Floyd
Do you play an instrument flute
Put your IPod on shuffle, what are the first five songs that play Cary Brothers, Blue Eyes; Meat Loaf, Two out of Three Aint Bad; Kermet the Frog, Rainbow Connection; Israel Kamakawiwo'ole, Facing Future; Rilo Kiley, With Arms Outstretched
What CD is in your car stereo right now a mix with arlo guthrie, nirvana, grateful dead, razorlight, g love and special sauce, led zeppelin, bob dylan, deathcab for cutie...
What makes you want to dance if it rocks and I'm wasted, i might just dance, especially if i have a good partner
Movies
Favorite movie soundtrack Garden State, Forrest Gump, Almost Famous, Man on the Moon, and Stranger Than Fiction
Top five favorite movies at the moment: American Beauty, Being John Malkovich, Groundhog Day, Fight Club, Lock Stock and Two Smoking Barrels
Favorite mob movie A Bronx Tale or Casino
Favorite sports movie A League of Their Own
Favorite comedy Monty Python and the Holy Grail, and Wayne's World
Favorite chic flick Where the Heart Is, Sleepless in Seattle or When Harry Met Sally
Favorite music movie Almost Famous
Best place/way to watch a movie snuggled on the couch in toe socks and a fuzzy blanket in the dark with someone you care about and a snack and a beer
Sports
Favorite sport baseball and football take up equal space in my broken heart (Orioles and Redskins... what can I say)
Favorite player Cal Ripken, Mark Rippen, Clinton Portis, Chris Cooley, Miguel Tejada, and David Ortiz
Baseball team ORIOLES
Football team HAIL TO THE REDSKINS
Soccer team DC United
Basketball team i I stopped watching the NBA when the Bullets became the Wizards
The Deeper Side
Do you believe in a god I think so
What do you think happens when we die remains to be seen
What's your dream to write the next great American novel
Biggest fear not living my life to the fullest
What's your kryptonite Dry, funny men with good taste in movies and music... they kill me
Most missed person Lauren and my Grandpa
Most missed memory Fishing with my grandpa, and hearing his stories
Biggest regret no major ones thus far
Do you believe in romantic love I think it is often more of an extention of friendship and mutual need than anything else, but I also think that the real thing is out there (however rare)
Randomness
Any piercings I used to have six, now i'm down to five (I got tired of looking like white trash so I took out my tongue ring)
Any tatoos none yet, but I've had one designed for quite some time. it's a matter of having the balls and the money at the same time.
What's your perfect pizza white pizza with feta cheese, spinach, mushrooms, and tomatos
How do you take your coffee cream and splenda... or espresso con pana
Are you a tease of course I am
What would you do if you won a million dollars tomorrow buy a house at the beach and a benz, and something nice for fam and friends
How about ten million start my dreads, cause i wouldnt have to worry about finding a job ever again. Then start a charity (after i buy a bunch of fancy-pants gifts for my people)
What's your drink Smithwicks, or Jack and Diet coke
What do you want to be when you "grow up" the same thing i am now, a writer
How do you feel about drugs I think the man should mind his own damn business and not tell me what I can and cannot put in my body, especially when one of our societies biggest cash cows is the pharmaceutical industry
When's bedtime I try to be in bed before 2 on weeknights, weekends i'm lucky to sleep at all
Favorite website www.theonion.com
One or the Other
Cappuchino or espresso espresso con pana
Coffee or tea usually tea
Coke or pepsi coke
Peral Jam or Nirvana Nirvana, though both are great
Led Zeppelin or Pink Floyd Floyd, though, again, both are awesome
Tennis shoes of flip flops flip flops, unless im doing a lot of running around
Your place or theirs theirs, mine's always a mess
Poetry or prose depends on the place im in at the time
Rain or shine both, sun showers are amazing
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Wild Killer
You Feast On: Power Bars
You Lurk Around In: Olive Gardens
You Especially Like to Torment: Crybabies
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"It has ever been my experience that folks who have no vices, have very few virtues." ~Abraham Lincoln
"I'm convinced that every boy, in his heart, would rather steal second base than an automobile." ~Tom Clark
"Life has taught us that love does not consist in gazing at each other but in looking outward together in the same direction." ~Antoine de Saint
"If you get confused, listen to the music play' ~Grateful Dead
"Reality is a crutch for people who can't cope with drugs." ~Lily Tomlin
"It has always been my rule never to smoke when asleep, and never to refrain when awake." ~Mark Twain
I am eternally a Scorpio
I am often referred to as: absurd, silly, lazy, wild, obscure, eclectic, elitist, cold, warm, caring, sarcastic, dry, insane, messy, bad ass, social, reclusive, paradoxical, fun, cynical, retarded, effed up, violent, and vicious.
I have absolutely no patience for: ignorance, racism, abuse, carelessness, cocaine, bad drivers, or liars.
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