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About Me

I'm COMPLICATED yet SIMPLE just like everyone else. An IDEALIST with a deep sense of REALITY. I LOVE to LOVE, if that makes any sense. I believe KINDNESS can change the world and im a HARD CORE believer in OPEN MINDS.
ABOUT ME
Name: Katrina
Birthday: 04.17.1984
Current Location: Miami, FL
Eye Color: Brown
Hair Color: Brown (but changes fairly frequently)
Height: 5'4
Right Handed or Left Handed: Right
Your Heritage: Ukrainian
The Shoes You Wore Today: Cute flipflops (casual day at work)
Your Weakness: Chocolate and my own will power sometimes
Your Fears: Dying without fully living
Your Perfect Pizza: Ooo this shrimp & spinach one i tried in Rome
Goal You Would Like To Achieve This Year: Oh god... let me count
Your Most Overused Phrase: Do you have a Myspace?
Thoughts First Waking Up: I wish it was Saturday
Your Best Physical Feature: Lips i suppose
Your Bedtime: It varies
Your Most Missed Memory: climbing my grandpa's cherry tree
Pepsi or Coke: neither
MacDonalds or Burger King: i quit... but if its an emergency.. BK
Single or Group Dates: No comment
Lipton Ice Tea or Nestea: I don't care as long as it's SWEET
Chocolate or Vanilla: Chocolate all the way baby
Cappuccino or Coffee: Starbucks double shot expresso
Do you Smoke: Ewww
Do you Swear: Once in a while... to myself in the car, but can you blame me with the kind of drivers we have down here!
Do you Sing: Unfortunately yes for any one who is in hearing distance.. but mostly to myself
Do you Shower Daily: Yeah...hello!!
Have you Been in Love: Yes i suppose i have felt something similar to that feeling we call love
Do you want to go to College: Currently Attending
Do you want to get Married: I used to.. now im having second thoughts
Do you belive in yourself: Sometimes it's hard... but YES
Do you get Motion Sickness: Thank God, NO... the rockier the better
Do you think you are Attractive: Certain aspects
Are you a Health Freak: Im trying to be... but the truth always shines through
Do you get along with your Parents: Mom:Yes ... Dad:Hmmm I try but its very very hard
Do you like Thunderstorms: Love them
Do you play an Instrument: I played the clarinet in 6th grade...but i dont think that counts
In the past month have you Drank Alcohol: Avid Martini Lover right here
In the past month have you Smoked: Once again... Ewww
In the past month have you been on Drugs: Nope
In the past month have you gone on a Date: Yes
In the past month have you gone to a Mall: Yes.. love love love malls... the nice ones
In the past month have you eaten a box of Oreos: Nope not big on Oreos
In the past month have you eaten Sushi: love love love sushi... a recent constant craving in my life
In the past month have you been on Stage: Hmmm...Unfortunatly not
In the past month have you been Dumped: No
In the past month have you gone Skinny Dipping: Yes
In the past month have you Stolen Anything: Nope
Ever been Drunk: Haha thats a funny one...
Ever been called a Tease: I think so..
Ever been Beaten up: Maybe by my not so lil brother...but that doesnt count
Ever Shoplifted: Nope...Honesty is my policy :)
How do you want to Die: Oh god... in my sleep... id rather not know
What do you want to be when you Grow Up: Good Will Ambassador... or something of that sort
What country would you most like to Visit: Thailand is next on my list
In a Boy/Girl..
Favourite Eye Color: Does that really matter... as long as they sparkle
Favourite Hair Color: Does that really matter either?
Short or Long Hair: Long hair can be sexy... but it really depends on the guy
Height: 5'7 and up (preferrably)
Weight: what ever looks good
Best Clothing Style: As long as its actually a style and your pants arent hanging around your knees... i like variety
Number of CDs I own: a bunch.. i don't know.. i enjoy an incredible variety of music
Number of Piercings: ears and tummy on me and for a guy may be just ears but iv always wanted to try a tongue ring
Number of Tattoos: I dont like too much or too big but something small is good... i have one
Number of things in my Past I Regret: Just a few... but i try not to dwell on them
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My Interests

Oh well i kinda stated most in "About Me" but okay... exploring, reading self help and "how to" books : ), photography, shopping, dressing up, going to the movies, learning a little bit about everything... i love all sorts of animals..no bugs though... oh and yes road trips...ummm well i guess going out having fun but at the same time staying in and lounging around.

I'd like to meet:

Im interested in meeting ppl from all different backgrounds, and ideas and with a shared interest in traveling, having a good old time livin life and making this world just a little bit better.

ARIES Drinking style:Impulsive Aries people like to party and sometimes don't know when to call it a night. Their competitive streak makes them prone to closing time shot contests. They're sloppy, fun drunks, and they get mighty flirty after a couple tipples. Getting Aries people drunk is a good way to get what you want out of them, should other methods fail. Aries can become bellicose when blotto, but they will assume that whatever happened should be forgiven (if not forgotten) by sunrise. They can be counted on to do the same for you -- so long as you haven't gone and done anything really horrible to them last night, you sneaky Gemini.

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Movies:

Ok im a sap...and a girl.. i love romantic comedies...let me name my three ultimate favorites: French Kiss, Only You, and Under the Tuscan Sun... rock my world. But dont worry fellaz i also have a thing for horror movies, staight up comedy, and all sorts of action flicks... i love movies.. love love love movies.

Television:

oooo well i don't watch much of TV now a days... but i have to say i love CSI...i could watch that forever... oh and i really got into the OC... umm "the News" can be fascinating these days..lol.

Books:

Im not big on Sci-fi..or extreme romance novels..even though im guilty of reading a few of the latter. No specific order..these are just some of the books i have found personally fascinating and inspiring. The Mark of the Lion Series, The 7 Habits of Highly Effective People, the Handmaids Tale, Jesus Before Christianity, Handywoman's Workbook, the Thesaurus, One Minute Millionaire, and parts of the Bible (eventhough im not a believer) and text books..scary i know but i lov'em, except the math ones...ooo hate math. Oh and yes im also guilty of reading too many fashion and celebrity magazines...but they can be educational in there own special way...lol

Heroes:

Oh god!!! let me think..my mom i guess...she's great and o Donald Trump and Angelina Jolie and my dad in certain aspects. Hmmm... Mother Theresa and maybe also... sorry to put this in the same sentence but Brad Pitt from Troy...did you see his ass in that... it left me breathless ;). ~THE SIBLINGS~~~~ISTANBUL~~~ Ash and I in a Grand Bazaar rug shop... I cant express the number of rug shops we were hustled into... and how much effort was put into convincing us that we NEEDED a rug from their shop!!! Me in the "backyard" of the Cirgan Kempinski Palace overlooking the Bospherous on a chilly wet Istanbulian day with a perfect touch of sunset hues ;) Me in the Hagia Sophia beside the "supposed" grave of some crusading general.. ooo!!!Ashley and me in front of a pretty fountain haha!!! Me and the head of Medusa in some underground sistern... "don't look she'll turn you into stone!!!" :P Even with shity weather.. a Blue Mosque back drop can be spectacular!!! The Blue Mosque.. ooo!!!
[Marital Status] Single and looking...
[Shoe size] A perfect 8
[Parents still together] Fortunately Yes
[Siblings] 2 horrible ones... haha.. JK
[Pets] Floofa the best doggie in the world.. Sagira the best kitty in the world.. and 2 Nemos
FAVORITES
[Color] Pink... and yep.. pink
[Number] 7
[Animal] Floofas and hamsters
[Drinks] Green Apple Martinis.. Long Island Iceteas... Chocolate tinis.. etc.
[Soda] Fanta.. Dont you wana ;)
[Book] Mark of the Lion Series
[Flower] white roses
DO YOU
[Color your hair?] Yes.. would be an understatement
[Twirl your hair?] ...to get it straight
[Have tattoos?] yep.. 1.. cherries on my lower back
[Have Piercings?] ears and tummy
[Cheat on tests/homework?] Never.. Honesty is my policy
[Drink/Smoke?] No smoking for me... but an avid drinker ;)
[Like roller coasters?] the scarier the better
[Wish you could live somewhere else?] Always... and the destination changes constantly
[Want more piercings?] hmm no.. but maybe 1 more tatoo... dont know yet
[Like cleaning?] my room.. yep.. i like organizing.. though it usually doesnt stay that way
[Write in cursive or print?] chicken scratch print.. its horrible.. used to be the best.. in 2nd grade.. dont know what happened
[Own a web cam?] I dont believe in them... technology is already too intrusive
[Know how to drive?] Like the best of them...
[Own a cell phone?] Glued to my ear
[Ever get off the damn computer?] Occasionally haha
HAVE U EVER
[Been in a fist fight?] Not a "fist" fight
[Considered a life of crime?] Na.. its not for me
[Considered being a hooker?] Na... thats not for me either.. though i knw some good ones haha
[Lied to someone?] Oh come on.. what kind of question is that.. only lil white lies
[Been in love?] Yes... its... horrible... simply terrible
[Made out with JUST a friend?] Yep... with quite a few actually
[Been in lust?] recently almost constantly.. so many yummy men around
[Used someone] Not without letting them know it first
[Been used?] Im sure i have
[Been cheated on?] Only because I allowed it to happen ;)
[Kicked someone in the nuts?] Yep.. but not too hard
[Stolen anything?] A lil elephant pencil sharpener when i was like 6 from some kids desk
[Held a gun] umm no.. but I shot a bow and arrow
CURRENTS
[Current clothing] Lil bro's huge skater sweatshirt.. jeans.. and fuzzy slippers... its freezing in Istanbul brrr
[Current mood] Optimistic.. and depressed.. calm, pensive... and crap.. just mixed feelings
[Current taste] Lipton hot tea
[What you currently smell like] Some taxi drivers cigarette and channel perfume.. a wonderful combo... blaa
[Current hair] Hi pony tale.. messy but clean
[Current thing I ought to be doing] Working on my anthropology paper
[Current cd in stereo] Some weird Turkish radio station
[Last book you read] "Everythings an Arguement"
[Last movie you saw] "Elizabethtown".. Orlando Bloom is a hottie in that one.. so sad and brooding
[Last thing you ate] well its hard to explain.. turkish.. rice with every thing imaginable on top
[Last person you talked to on the phone] Mom.. called to check up on me... (best mom in the WORLD)
[Do drugs?] No.. I had a really good D.A.R.E program in my elementary school
[Believe there is life on other planets?] Im open to the idea.. even though its a lil hard to imagine
Remember your first love?] Of course.. who doesnt?
[Still love him/her?] Ummm yes I guess
[Read the newspaper?] On occasion... I perfer Internet news
[Have any gay or lesbian friends?] A couple gay ones... funny fellows
[Believe in miracles?] Yes... unexplainable mysteries of life
[Do well in school?] Recently very well actually
[Wear hats] On occasion
[Hate yourself?] A lot recently.. but i usually get over it ;)
[Have an obsession?] Biting.. and myspace
[Collect anything?] Snow globes from the places Iv been.. Its getting bigger and bigger.. soon ill have the whole world
[Have a best friend?] Yes.. and shes after my lil brother.. what kind of friend does that?... But shes the reason Im in Istanbul so i forgive her.
[Close friends?] A few.. mostly all spread out around the world and US east coast
[Like your handwriting?] Blah.. it can be nice when i try.. but usually its crappy
[Care about looks] Most of the time... sometimes i get fed up with caring though.. so i bum out from time to time
LOVE LIFE
[First crush] Travis M. ... 7th grade at Victory Christian.. he was the bad boy
[First kiss] Trevor T. ... Valentines Day 2000... I was so freaked.. but ive been an avid kisser since then haha
[Do you believe in love at first sight?] Oh god... depends on what love means to you.
[Do you believe in "the one?"] Hell no!!! I believe in the "many fish in the sea"... some of course are better than others.. you just gotta find one that suits you.
[Are you a tease?] Oh yeah!!! A mean one too ;)
[Too shy to make the first move?] Ill flirt like crazy.. but yes.. will leave the first move for the fellow

[Daydreamer] Totally
[Bitch/Asshole] No im generally really sweet and nice.. but I have my nasty side
[sarcastic] Pretty much always.. wry sense of humor.. it keeps it fun
[Angel] 100%
[Devil] the other 100%
[Shy] Around new ppl... yep
[Talkative] When im comfortable with a person.. but im more of a listener
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