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About Me

Tory --
[noun]:

A beat poet working the streets

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My Interests

I'd like to meet:

ninjas, german fat boys, pool sharks, columbian drug lords, men from the thunder from down under, ron jeremy, pretty much any famous people who could increase my social standing, employees of foster freeze, tarzan, elvis impersonators, anyone who owns a tiger, chocolate enthusiasts, and people who play nude paddleball.

My Blog

Hilarious Dirty Dancing Review

Posted: 10/25/2005 by: Matthew L. McCoy "Nobody puts Baby in the corner." Brilliant. Patrick Swayze, you're a god to me. Every man, whether they're secure enough to admit it or not, sneaks a peak when...
Posted by on Fri, 24 Mar 2006 11:56:00 GMT

dreams of a cheesburger

i'm just hungry and thinking of cheeseburgers. which then lead to remembering santa cruz. i love that place more than i ever thought possible. and perhaps i will end up on the street with a sign that ...
Posted by on Mon, 12 Sep 2005 11:12:00 GMT

the only thing i'll ever read more than once

America I've given you all and now I'm nothing. America two dollars and twenty-seven cents January 17, 1956. I can't stand my own mind. America when will we end the human war? Go fuck yourself with yo...
Posted by on Sun, 10 Jul 2005 01:52:00 GMT