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Abe

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About Me

We all seek a great fortune, for we are people in chains. We will find a fortune, though it will not be the one we seek. But first... first we must travel a long and difficult road, a road fraught with peril. Mm-hmm. We shall see things wonderful to tell. And, oh, so many startlements. We cannot tell how long this road shall be, but fear not the path's obstacles, for fate has vouchsafed our reward. Though the road may wind, yea, our hearts grow weary, still shall we follow them, even unto our salvation.

My Interests

I'd like to meet:

Religious figures from various beliefs. I assure you they wouldn't fight over differences. The world is full of differences and how we choose to view one another is the difference between you and me.

Music:

Music expresses that which cannot be said and on which it is impossible to be silent.

Movies:

Borat: When I uh, buy my wife, at the start she was uh, cook good, her vazhïn work well, and she strong on plow. But after three years when she was fifteen, then she become weak, her voice become deep: BORAT BORAT, eh, she receive hair on chest, and vazhïn hang like sleeve of wizard.Wedding Crashers: Rule #76: No excuses. Play like a champion!Anchorman: I wanna say something. I'm gonna put it out there; if you like it, you can take it, if you don't, send it right back. I want to be on you.Superbad: When I was a little kid, I kinda had this problem. And it's not even that big of a deal, something like 8 percent of kids do it. For some reason, I don't know why. I would just kinda... sit around all day... and draw pictures of dicks.Knocked Up: Man, my balls are shaved, my pubes are trimmed, I'm ready to f'n rock this shit!

Television:

Heroes, Chuck, The Riches, Dirt, Criminal Minds, NFL Sunday Ticket

Books:

Whatever the University of Dallas forces me to read.

Heroes:

People who defend this country regardless of their political views. Currently, my brother is on his third tour in Iraq and for that he and his comrades are on my list of heroes.