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About Me



Oh my beloved ice cream bar...how I love to lick your creamy center! HOOOWWWWWW...(bites soap)...and your oh-so-nutty chocolate covering! You're not like the others...you like the same things I do! Waxed paper...boiled football leather...dog breath...
We're not hitchhiking anymore! We're RIDING!
I am a child of the eighties. That is what I prefer to be called. The nineties can do without me. Grunge isn't here to stay, fashion is fickle and "Generation X" is a myth created by some over-40 writer trying to figure out why people wear flannel in the summer. When I got home from school, I played with my Atari 2600. I spent hours playing Pitfall or Combat or Breakout or Dodge'em Cars or Frogger. I never did beat Asteroids. Then I watched "Scooby Doo." Daphne was a Goddess, and I thought Shaggy was smoking something synthetic in the back of their psychedelic van. I hated Scrappy.
I would sleep over at friends' houses on the weekends. We played army with G.I. Joe figures, and I set up galactic wars between Autobots and Decepticons. We stayed up half the night throwing marshmallows and Velveeta at one another. We never beat the Rubik's Cube.
I got up on Saturday mornings at 6 a.m. to watch bad Hanna-Barbera cartoons like "The Snorks," "Jabberjaw," "Captain Caveman," and "Space Ghost." In between I would watch "School House Rock." ("Conjunction junction, what's your function?")
On weeknights Daisy Duke was my future wife. I was going to own the General Lee and shoot dynamite arrows out the back. Why did they weld the doors shut? At the movies the Nerds got Revenge on the Alpha Betas by teaming up with the Omega Mus. I watched Indiana Jones save the Ark of the Covenant, and wondered what Yoda meant when he said, "No, there is another."
Ronald Reagan was cool. Gorbachev was the guy who built a McDonalds in Moscow. My family took summer vacations to the Gulf of Mexico and collected "Muppet Movie" glasses along the way. (We had the whole set.) My brother and I fought in the back seat. At the hotel we found creative uses for Connect Four pieces like throwing them in that big air conditioning unit.
I listened to John COUGAR Mellencamp sing about Little Pink Houses for Jack and Diane. I was bewildered by Boy George and the colors of his dreams, red, gold, and green. MTV played videos. Nickelodeon played "You Can't Do That on Television" and "Dangermouse." Cor! HBO showed Mike Tyson pummel everybody except Robin Givens, the bad actress from "Head of the Class" who took all Mike's cashflow.
I drank Dr. Pepper. "I'm a Pepper, you're a Pepper, wouldn't you like to be a Pepper, too?" Shasta was for losers. TAB was a laboratory accident. Capri Sun was a social statement. Orange juice wasn't just for breakfast anymore, and bacon had to move over for something meatier.
My mom put a thousand Little Debbie Snack Cakes in my Charlie Brown lunch box, and filled my Snoopy Thermos with grape Kool-Aid. I would never eat the snack cakes, though. Did anyone? I got two thousand cheese and cracker snack packs, and I ate those.
I went to school and had recess. I went to the same classes everyday. Some weird guy from the eighth grade always won the science fair with the working hydro-electric plant that leaked on my project about music and plants. They just loved Beethoven.
Field day was bigger than Christmas, but it always managed to rain just enough to make everybody miserable before they fell over in the three-legged race. Where did all those panty hose come from? "Deck the Halls with Gasoline, fa la la la la la la la la," was just a song. Burping was cool. Rubber band fights were cooler. A substitute teacher was a baby sitter/marked woman. Nobody deserved that.
I went to Cub Scouts. I got my arrow-of-light, but never managed to win the Pinewood Derby. I got almost every skill award but don't remember ever doing anything.
The world stopped when the Challenger exploded.
Did a teacher come in and tell your class?
Half of your friends' parents got divorced.
People did not just say no to drugs.
AIDS started, but you knew more people who had a grandparent die from cancer.
Somebody in your school died before they graduated.
When you put all this stuff together, you have my childhood. If this stuff sounds familiar, then I bet you are one, too.

My Interests



Adrenaline Junkie.Extreme Sports, Base Jumping, Sky Diving, Kite Boarding, skateboarding...no i don't anymore i don't think my body can take it nor would it be safe for mewithout insurance...
i love anything vintage, rockabilly, Harleys, choppers, vintage pin-ups, fashionable (in or out), ink/tats, and piercings..."I use my MUSIC as a weapon"
Music is my PASSION

I'd like to meet:



Pieces of ME...each person here adds a quality to complete me

Street Smart

Sarcasm and Obnoxious

Flamboyant

Hard Edge

Hellbilly Artist

Man Pretty And Metro

Animated

Presitge and Honor

Freak

Fashionista

Punk

Inner Beauty

Music:

Attention Wal-mart shoppers: "This may take a while..."

 Rock: Green Day, Disturbed, Rammstein, Powerman 5000, Offspring, Static X, Rob/White Zombie, Godsmack, Manson, Orgy, Linkin Park, SEVENDUST, Korn ,Pantera, Crazytown, Sum 41, Blink 182, P.O.D. Janes Addiction, Rage Against the Machine, System of a Down Beck, Seven Mary Three, NIN, Danzig.

Classic Rock : Kiss, AC/DC, Queen, The Beatles, CCR, Eagles, Twisted Sister, GNR, Metallica, Ozzy Osbourne, Ramones, Scorpions, Van Halen,

Chicks with Licks : The Distillers, Pink, Gwen Stefani, Evanescence, Garbage, Hole, Cyndi Lauper, Blondie, JOAN JETT, Bif Naked, Siouxsie and the Banshees, Pat Benatar, Alanis Morissette, Lita Ford, Madonna, Jewel, Eve, Lil Kim, Tatu, Kittie, The Eyeliners, Dee Lite, Bonnie Tyler, Bangles...

Hip Hop : Boogie Down Productions, KRS One - Scot La rock, Public Enemy, House of Pain , Ice T, Cypress Hill, Beastie Boys, Eminem, Dre, Ice Cube, NWA, D.O.C., Geto Boys, DMX, Ludacris, 2 Live Crew...

What..s your pimped out ghetto thug weapon?
"Da Nine"
That's right. You're hardcore and prefer to keep your hands clean. Catch anyone messin' with you, and you'll bust out your nine and cap their bitch ass

80's : Depeche Mode, Billy Idol, Stray Cats, Dexy's Midnight Runner's, B52's , DEVO, Duran Duran, Pep Shop Boys, Thrice, Timbuk 3, The Clash, Thompson Twins, Aha, Eurythmics, Soft Cell, Frankie Goes to Hollywood, Dead or Alive, New Order, Nena, The Buggles, Flock of Seagulls...

Movies:


Thrillers/Horror:
Se7en, Boondock Saints, Natural Born Killers, Hannibal Trilogy, Halloween, The Saw, Night of the Living Dead, House of 1000 Corpses, Along Comes a SPider, Kiss The Girls, THe Bone Collector, Psycho, The Exorcist, BRAM STOKER'S: Dracula, Pet Cemmetary, IT
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Drama:
Se7en, The Godfather Trilogy, American History X, Staying Alive, Scarface, Donnie Brasco, City Hall, Carlito's Way, Scent of a Woman, Rain man, The Devil's Advocate, Mystic River, Pulp Fiction, The Crow, Taxi Driver, Casino, Goodfellas, Heat, A Bronx Tale, Cape Fear, Once Upon a Time in America, The Deer Hunter, The Good Son, My Girl,Interview with a Vampire, The Craft, Jawbreakers, Stir of Echos, The 6th Sense, Gone in 60 Seconds, Face Off, Con Air, What's Eating Gilbert Grape, Hair, Pirates of the Carribean, Road House, Point Break
Comedy:
Office Space, Grumpier Old Men, Willy Wonka and the Chocolate Factory, Meet the Parents, Analyze This, Animal House, Something About Mary, Billy Madison, Happy Gilmore, THe Longest Yard, THe WAterboy, Mr Deeds, Waynes World, Dazed and Confused, Mallrats, Chasin Amy, Clerks, Forrest Gump, Romie and Michelle's Class Reunion, Bruce Almighty, Eddie Murphy:RAW, Home ALone, What Women Want, Life, Turner and Hooch
80's:
Breakfast Club, Pretty in Pink, The Outsiders, National Lampoons Vacation - European Vacation, Fletch, Spies Like Us, Planes Trains and Automobiles, Uncle Buck, Bachelor Party, Bill and Ted's excellent Adventure, Splash, Weird Science, St Elmo's Fire, Ferris Buehler's Day Off, Fast Times at Ridgemont High, Top Gun, GOONIES, Stand by Me, Footloose, Krush Groove, Breakin 2': Electric Boogaloo, Dirty Dancing

Television:

Will and Grace, Everybody Loves Raymond, King of Queens, Seinfeld, History Channel, Law and Order...ALL OF THEM "R.I.P. "Det. Lenny Brisco", game shows, VH1 Remember the 80's!!!

MAD TV" Stuart "Stay away from my DANGER ZONE"

Books:

Da Vinci Code, The Divine Theory, Dante's Inferno, Hannibal Trilogy, anything by Anne Rice or Mario Puzo :La Cosa Nostra:

Heroes:


Rosie the Riveter
Bettie Page
Marilyn Monroe
Madonna
Gwen Stefani
Bridgette Bardot
Barbara Stanwyck
Bettie Davis
Betty Grable
Rita Heyworth
Jayne Mansfield
Jane Russell
Audrey Hepburn
Jean Harlow
Greta Garbo
Lana Turner
Sheri Moon Zombie
Masuimi Max
Rose McGowan
Eva Mendez
Scarlett Johansson
Bianca Beauchamp
Ginger Rogers and Fred Astaire
Olivia Newton John and John Travolta
Gene Kelly
James Dean
Frank Sinatra
Dean Martin
Sammy Davis Jr.
Joey Bishop
Peter Lawford and Ava Gardner
Marlon Brando
James Cagney
John Wayne
Tom Jones
Al Pacino
Robert DeNiro
Joe Pesci
James Cann
Chazz Palminteri
Will Ferell and Chris Kattan aka "Steve and Doug Butabi"
Stuart MADD TV aka Mike MacDonald
Max Headroom
Aeon Flux

My Blog

GUNT HUNTING: Safety and Regulations

*Gunt [gunt] noun - VULGAR SLANG  1. An oversized area where the female genital organs and  stomach conjoin forming one continuous mass. There  will be no indication that these are 2 se...
Posted by Sweet ® on Tue, 07 Feb 2006 11:40:00 PST

Gio for DUMMIES!!! Vol II

Your Hair Should Be Blue Wild, brilliant, and out of control.You're a risk taker with an eye to the future. What's Your Funky Inner Hair Color? Your Porn Star Name Is... Dickimus Maximus W...
Posted by Sweet ® on Tue, 24 Jan 2006 01:36:00 PST

World of Pure Imagination NOT SO PURE!!!

This just in... Authorities have stunned the world with lurid reports of a sweeping investigation into a sex scandal involving employees of renowned candy manufacturer Willy Wonka.An 18-month investig...
Posted by Sweet ® on Sun, 15 Jan 2006 05:01:00 PST

Rick Dee's American Top 40

1. Are you in love? with you or myself.either way..Answer is yes i am2. How did you get the idea for your profile name? I like to smack bitches up3. What time were you born?I cnat remember yesterday y...
Posted by Sweet ® on Wed, 28 Dec 2005 04:56:00 PST

Where are you Xmas?

Ok i just lost my Xmas spirit for this year...Just like that outta here gone..buh bye cya...so im just depressing now and being a sobbing wreck...Oh well good for the soul...Time for a rant I miss&nb...
Posted by Sweet ® on Thu, 22 Dec 2005 06:46:00 PST

Gettin the Fuck outta Dodge...

Once upon a time in a galaxy... far... far.... far.. AWAY... Well its finally MOVE DAy...woot.country mouse is moving to the City...and taking a case of lager with me...(Don't want to get homesick) Ca...
Posted by Sweet ® on Sat, 10 Dec 2005 06:10:00 PST

We're really really ridiculously good looking..

Ok so we went out friday to get our drink on...uneventful went to bed early..drank moderately maybe like 6 beers... WAKE UP!  mild headache... Get up at 11  need to be ready by 1...no biggie...
Posted by Sweet ® on Sun, 23 Oct 2005 02:57:00 PST

Beauty in my eye as the beholder

MY body is an unscathed canvas that needs to be brushed by an artist...i want  all to feel the emotion thru  his needlpoint paint brush with the rat tat tat  on my flesh breaking skin.....
Posted by Sweet ® on Wed, 19 Oct 2005 11:39:00 PST

Who am I

I am beautiful But never vain I am perfect Yet O so modest I am intelligent My knowledge never ceases&it grows I am innocent Like the bloody thorn of a black rose My thoughts are pure In a dark, ...
Posted by Sweet ® on Fri, 09 Sep 2005 07:05:00 PST