Hello there, child, I'm Poe, and instead of listing all the good qualities that I pretend to have like everyone else does, I'm going to list the bad qualities that I really do have. Whee!
I'm a broken condom and a failed abortion. I am bitter and angry. I don't get along with everyone. I don't believe in equal rights. I judge people. I haven't quite decided if I hate retards more than stupid people. I treat others like objects. I fuck up alot. I'm not an intellectual. I don't like criticism. I lash out at those who try to help me. I'm a cruel hearted bastard. I believe that hate is healthy. I will lie to you without hesitation and I will tell you the truth if it hurts you. I cheat and steal and I do it often. I'm not satanic, I am pantheistic in a symbolic sense. If you don't know what that means, kill yourself. I don't like organised religion, and I will beat senseless anyone who asks me why. I encourage homicide, suicide, genocide, fratricide, xenocide and especially infanticide. I whole heartedly enjoy the act of blasphemy, and I like it even more when observed in the act. I like sex, drugs, alcohal, fights, and loud aggresive music and I have no half-assed faux-Freudian explanation for it. If you listen to the radio or watch MTV, chances are I probably won't get along with you. Go fuck yourself with twenty seven sharp broken cds in a symbolic representation of the relationship you have with the media. Duane Allman once said "I love being alive and I will be the best man I possibly can, I will take love wherever I find it and offer it to everyone who will take it...seek knowledge from those wiser, and teach those who want to learn from me" and that doesn't describe me at all.
Some of you may have noticed that I have replaced those prattling little quizzes with a picture of a horribly deformed Malaysian child.
I believe this says more about my personality than mere words ever could.
