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FORT MYERS CITY OF PLAMS
1)-When people tell you to meet them at McDonalds you know which one they are talking about.
2)-You can name eight High Schools in a 30 minute radius from yours.
3)-You dislike all Lani Kai employees (especially on New Years).
4)-There are only four things to do:
1. Smoke
2. Drink
3. The movies
4. or the beach
5)-You are completely fine with doing absolutely nothing, you are used to it.
6)-You have figured out which lane to stay in while heading to The Beach in Spring Break traffic.
7)-You know at least 20 people who have been arrested, or have been to ALC... or are in ALC.
8) When going to Zoomer's or Robb & Stucky never meant going inside
9)-You wear flip flops year round.
10)-All your friends are either die hard UF, or FSU fans but will most likely never go there.
11)-You used to play on the swings at Rutenburg Park late at night... that was until they put up fences.
12)-You know a lot of people who have never seen snow.
13)-When you know that on any given weekend night you will pass trough Bell Tower at least once.
14)-Despite living in Cape Coral, Lehigh, No Fo, Estero, Pine Island or Bonita... you still go to school in Fort Myers.
15)-You know who to call when you need any type of drug, and where to get it.
16)-You miss Jalapenos', Juicy Lucy's, Twisty Treat, and Discovery Zone.
17)-You've paid the toll to Sanibel in all nickels and dimes.
18)-You've never met a (white) person who couldn't swim.
19)-Your school year is longer than everyone elses due to hurricane make up days.
20)-You can't spell thanks to Lee Countie Skool Sistemes.
21)-Down South means the Keys.
22)-You laugh when a game show's "Grand Prize" trip is to Florida.
23)-You measure distance in minutes.
24)-You only own one sweatshirt and it's a hoodie, not a real jacket.
25)-You don't own an umbrella because you know the rain will be over in a few minutes.
26)-When you wear your only hoodie it's because it's under 70... no matter what anyone says, that is chilly.
27)-You or someone you know has hosted a hurricane party.
28)-No one is offended by a confederate flag bumper sticker, that's just the usual, haha we love our rednecks.
29)- It is completely normal to wear shorts and use the Air conditioning in December.
30)-You think a six-foot alligator is actually pretty average.
31)-No other grocery store compares to Publix.
32)-You know that anything under a Category 3 is just an excuse to throw a party, miss school, and play in the puddles at Rustenburg.
33)-Charley, Frances and Ivan aren't just names of people they are Hurricanes, but you already knew that.
34)-You know what a snowbird is and you hate those bastard old fucks.
35)You make fun of the kids who hang outside Barnes and Nobles even if you know them.
36)No matter where you go you see at least a couple people you know.
37)You know everybody and if you don't know them personally you know at least 10 people who do.
38) You use land marks like Bell tower, Edison Mall and restaurants to tell directions.
example 1 : So the street past Edison Mall turn right and then you'll see the Burger King, turn left pass the Rita's Italian Ice and keep going till you see an alligator and a fake palm tree and then you are there.
39) When it takes 20 minuets to describe where you live.
40) If it's the usual to wait at a light for over five minutes more than three times a day.
41) You've almost rear-ended someone who suddenly stopped to let a bird or turtle cross the street.
42) If you *really* understand why it's important for bridges to be built well.
43) You know that living 10 miles from the beach doesn't necessarily mean you can get there in within an hour.
44) You know that it is not at all unusual for the same road to have three different names.
45) You have a love/hate relationship with 41.
46) The resource officer let you go off campus for lunch; as long as you brought him fries back.
47) You say you are from Fo Town and no one has any idea what you are talking about.
48) You speed on McGregor, Summerlin and 75 because you know the cops don't really give a shit.
49)When Senior year you counted down the days until you left the supposed "Fort Misery''... and then you moved away and found that you missed it oh so very much.
50) You parking lot hop, but never bar hop.
51) The opening of Sonic is the best thing that has happened in the last six months, and you know about it even if you live hours and hours away.
52) If you have ever been confused about which lane stay in while construction is underway.
53) You can remember when we had a Kash n' Kerry and what it is.
54) If you can recall not having: Starbucks, Super Target, Jason's Deli, McCallisters, Coldstone or Moe's.
55) If you can remember the old school Lakes Park and how awesome it was to have birthday parties their.
56) You graduated with a 3.5 gpa, never studied and slept in class.
58) You know how cool the overpass on Gladiolous is and why.
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