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One Handed Clapper

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About Me

Um... I have two legs, two feet, two ankels, two hands, two arms, two or mabey four eyes, two shoulders, two elbows, two knees, two ears, two kidneys, two index fingers, two ring fingers, two bowfingers, two thumbs, two pinkies, all my toes, two lungs, two hemisperes of my brain, two nostrils, a couple of other things, one mouth, one nose, one head, one heart, one stomach, one small intestine, one colon, one liver, on gall-bladder, one bladder, one diaphraghm, one throat, one tongue, one cerrabelum, one chest, one abdomen, one thorax, one waist, and one mandible.AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAND THREE TESTICLES. TESTECLES? NUTS.

My Interests

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Advanced Global Personality Test Results

Extraversion |||||||||||| 43%
Stability |||||||||||| 43%
Orderliness |||| 20%
Accommodation |||||||||||||||| 70%
Interdependence |||||||||||| 43%
Intellectual |||||||||||||||| 70%
Mystical |||||||||||||||| 70%
Artistic |||||||||||||||| 63%
Religious |||||||||||| 50%
Hedonism |||||||||||||| 56%
Materialism |||||||||||| 50%
Narcissism |||||| 23%
Adventurousness |||||||||||| 43%
Work ethic || 10%
Self absorbed |||||||||||| 50%
Conflict seeking |||||| 30%
Need to dominate |||||| 30%
Romantic |||||||||||| 43%
Avoidant |||||| 30%
Anti-authority |||||||||||| 50%
Wealth |||||| 30%
Dependency |||||||||||||||| 63%
Change averse |||||||||||||||| 63%
Cautiousness |||||||||||||||| 70%
Individuality |||||||||||||||| 70%
Sexuality |||||||||||||| 56%
Peter pan complex |||||||||||||||||| 76%
Physical security |||||||||||||||||||| 90%
Physical Fitness |||||||||||||||| 64%
Histrionic |||||||||| 36%
Paranoia |||||||||||||||| 70%
Vanity |||||| 30%
Hypersensitivity |||||||||| 36%
Female cliche |||||||||||||| 56% Take Free Advanced Global Personality Test
personality tests by similarminds.comStability results were moderately low which suggests you are worrying, insecure, emotional, and anxious.Orderliness results were low which suggests you are overly flexible, improvised, and fun seeking at the expense too often of reliability, work ethic, and long term accomplishment.Extraversion results were low which suggests you are very reclusive, quiet, unassertive, and secretive.

My Blog

A Rebuttal to Scotty's Declaration.

I would like to say a few things in response to the post made by a certain Scotty. First of all: As of this love for me, I would like to say this, I love you too, with all of my heart, soul, and mind....
Posted by One Handed Clapper on Wed, 14 Feb 2007 02:36:00 PST

Bananas

Bl0000000g! indeed another blog by yours truly. You'd think that someone with nothing to do wuld blogg more often, but i guess not, especially if that person happens to be me or a clone of mine. Or a ...
Posted by One Handed Clapper on Wed, 07 Jun 2006 05:11:00 PST

Wow!

I forgot I had a blog for awhile there, plus I've been busy, what with beating Kingdom Hearts and watching the first season of American Dad! over and over and over and over again. As it turns out, if ...
Posted by One Handed Clapper on Wed, 10 May 2006 09:27:00 PST

3rd

I know nobody really reads, these, and if they do they probably get annoyed as all heck reading them because they're filled with a sampling of the ninsense I think about when theres nothing else to do...
Posted by One Handed Clapper on Wed, 18 Jan 2006 10:01:00 PST

Numbero 2

This being my second blog, that is, the second in a current seires of two that I have posted, is now blogged. Blogged shall this second entry be, and this second entry shall be blogged. And then they ...
Posted by One Handed Clapper on Wed, 30 Nov 2005 10:50:00 PST

BLOOOOOOOGGGGGG!

I have now blogged. But not much so I don't really kow if this counts. I don't usually have nuch to blog about, and if I do wind up blogging it usually winds up being something akin to whining that ev...
Posted by One Handed Clapper on Wed, 16 Nov 2005 11:03:00 PST