Biggus Reddicus - ProfilesArchive

About Me

Pretty much the coolest guy you will meet sums me up. Confident, funny, smart and loyal are the best word to describe my personality. I have no problems being the center of attention and can command a room.

I love beer and almost all forms of alcohol. I live to make people laugh. My sense of humor ranges from absoultely silly to extreamly distrubing and cruel.

If you are dumb I will make fun of you right to your face, and I will be the first to make fun of myself when I have a lapse in intellegence.

My Interests

I like jokes, having fun, drinking beer, getting back into working out, video games, intelegent conversation on any topic and good movies!

I'd like to meet:

It is much easier to list people I do not want to meet:

Straight up dumb people! (go sing under water!)

Fat people that don't admit they are fat! (You do not have a thyroid problem! You have a can put the Big Mac down problem!)

People that cannot handle there booze! (Drinking much like sex a lot of practice! Do it by yourself often before attempting with others!)

People who are not open to opposing ideas! (Religion, Sex and Politics have been around since the dawn of man and there is more then one way to do things! If you think yours is the only or best way then you are wrong and retarded! My you be hit by a bus!)

Carnies! (Admit it! You think they are weird too!)

Very likely more to come!

Music:

I love music and listen to damn near everything except Polka! That shit is just horrible!

Movies:

Old School, Wedding Crashers, Waiting..., Army of Darkness, Evil Dead I & II, Monty Python, anything Mel Brooks, and much much more.

Television:

Scrubs is the greatest show on the planet!

Nip/Tuck makes me feel great about my life.

The Boondocks is absolutely hillarious.

Family Guy is the funniest show out there right now.

And last but not least is Law & Order the orginal and SVU. If you like Criminal Intent I will stab you in the jaw!

Books:

I read a lot of Fantasy novels. Here are a few series that I am reading or have read:
The Sword of Truth by Terry Goodkind
Wheel of Time by Robert Jordan
Dragon Token by Melaine Rawn
Dragon Prince by Melaine Rawn
Memory, Sorrow, Thorn by Tad Williams
Otherland by Tad Williams
The Hitchhiker's Ultimate Guild to the Galaxy

Heroes:

My Family! As much as I make fun of them, there are some pretty amasing people I share DNA with!

My Friends! If you are one of the lucky to hold this title, then I hope you have taken as much from me as I have from you. If you have then that would sure explain why my underware keeps disappearing! STOP IT ALREADY!

My Blog

Check out this event: Thomas Housewarming Party

Gonna get fuuuuucked up at Tommy Boy's! Pictures to surely follow!Hosted By: Thomas PetersenWhen: Friday Feb 22, 2008 at 8:00 PMWhere: Thomas' place1257 St. Francis Rd.Santa Rosa, 95409United States...
Posted by Biggus Reddicus on Wed, 20 Feb 2008 12:39:00 PST

Brandonology! Soo good it had to be put in Blog Form!

Here is an inner look into my inner thoughts!Be afraid!MOUTHOLOGYQ. What is your salad dressing of choice? A. Salad?! Is it Tossed Salad? Because if it is a Tossed Salad the only acceptable dressings ...
Posted by Biggus Reddicus on Fri, 25 Jan 2008 06:22:00 PST

On the Friday before the the 3rd annual celebration of my 25th brithday

I have a few things to share with the rest of you. I still rock like White Snake! I am willing to pray to any holy diety as well to study my ass of in order to pass the P.E (Professional Engineers) Ex...
Posted by Biggus Reddicus on Fri, 18 Jan 2008 07:52:00 PST

Opps...

Have you ever had a day where you just weren't firing on all cylenders?! Since I woke up I felt out of it. Slept too long so in a daze I rushed to shower, put on my clothes, and head out the doo...
Posted by Biggus Reddicus on Wed, 05 Dec 2007 03:36:00 PST

Response to my friend’s post of "Want to go out and get crazy"!

go and and get crazy eh?! Like going to a Kings game with your buddy, getting a little tipsy and heading back to your apparment for a nightcap becuase you have deadlines to meet, but then your roomma...
Posted by Biggus Reddicus on Thu, 29 Nov 2007 11:27:00 PST

My Story

Here is another little ditty that I stole from the bulliten board. I started to go a bit crazy at the end, so enjoy! Hi, my name is: Brandon Morlandbut you can call me: Big Red, Red, or anything...
Posted by Biggus Reddicus on Wed, 21 Nov 2007 06:56:00 PST

I Hate Hollywood Assholes!

I am addicted to reading my friends blogs, so when a new blog is posted I pretty much stop what I am doing and go read it. Sad....Maybe, but it keeps me entertained, so screw you for judging me!...
Posted by Biggus Reddicus on Wed, 21 Nov 2007 06:52:00 PST

Because I forgot to tell you...

I am in Greece BITCHES! Bask in the glory that is me! Elections were held the last Sunday and while I missed a big opertunity to campaigne, I still beat the communist parties with word of mouth ...
Posted by Biggus Reddicus on Mon, 17 Sep 2007 11:04:00 PST

Jesus Tap Dancing Crist!

I am going to try to do more of these, even though I have like 5 people subscribed to my blog. Now let the bitchfeast begin! What the holly fuck is going on! Apperently work is slowing down due ...
Posted by Biggus Reddicus on Thu, 23 Aug 2007 09:18:00 PST

My 26th birthday weekend

Friday night - friend ambush me in my hotel room with booze, confetti, fuzzy balls, my very own crown, and a cake that was the naked torso of a lady! After biting off the boobs, dancing to a kic...
Posted by Biggus Reddicus on Wed, 24 Jan 2007 05:49:00 PST