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jediphyllis

I think Justin Timberlake is bringin' sexy back, but your not too bad yourself darlin'

About Me


I am a real ass. I have a coy smile. I’m country. I have a twang. I’m really fucking funny; if you don’t have a low self esteem. I somewhere have my name written all over a fantastic four speed 70’s silver stingray. I emphases swimming in the ocean more than anything. One day I’ll tattoo “Malaia” inside my lower lip. I do outlandish shit daily. I like to travel alone. {Unless your name is Calen Condry then you are always welcome.} One day I’ll show up on "his" door step naked. Just to say I did. (Thou shall not lead me into temptation, I have no trouble finding it myself thanks.) I'm PRE MED but I plan to FLY Navy. I will make HISTORY. "I'm Chris, so just let me be Chris and do what I do." If you rather not, then just ddeeaall.
"But me I’m not a gamble you can count on me to split The love I sell you in the evening, by the morning won’t exist."
"A lot of the men in my family served and died in the war, we like to call it a huntin' accident."- mike
My advice to you... Challenge everything, settle for nothing, never be narrow-minded and aspire to leave your imprint on this world we all leave behind.
if you ♥ me. & we are friends.

My Interests

"sometimes we live in the moment but the moment will always live within us."

I'd like to meet:

I'd Like to Meet: Someone i can tolerate. Who's a lot like that one guy. Who can excite me. Someone i can listen to the radio with on one of my great adventures and never grow tired of. I want an eternal spark not a five second glimmer.I meet a lot of people on my travels, and even if we are friends for five seconds I wont forget your face. I'd like to think that I change you in someway.

"When you've vanquished your ghosts, I'll be here. Besides, sweetheart, anticipation is half the fun."

The people below inspire me. Their pretty much mi familia.

Music:


Television:


For Augie. hahaha ;]

My Blog

all jacked up.

So I have decided i am pretty fucking fantastical not only did i manage to have a civil conversation with my mom but it lasted 30 minutes one minute for everyday i have been gone. hahaha Either way we...
Posted by jediphyllis on Tue, 04 Dec 2007 06:53:00 PST

the 3rd times the charm.

Today I have realized that this lack-luster life we all lead needs something... I tend to look for a spark or a gleam of excitement, but what happens when that's gone? I will run out of crazy stunts o...
Posted by jediphyllis on Sun, 02 Dec 2007 03:20:00 PST

wash rinse repeat.

Oh and since I have finals Monday and I need to actually let it all go, Charlie and I will be driving to siesta Key in our underwear. Lol It's been decided. :D hahaha she makes my day.  I am...
Posted by jediphyllis on Sun, 02 Dec 2007 08:48:00 PST

intrigue and green tea.

Yep so not only did i just sneak out of my old house just to avoid my mother but i had one of those good bonding moments with my kid sister. Shes growing up so fast and is going to be gorgeous. Shes j...
Posted by jediphyllis on Thu, 29 Nov 2007 05:02:00 PST

yeah whatever.

yep today just blows. I feel god awful. I hurt all over and my pride well it kinda died somewhere today for no reason really other than my own admission of guilt. Granted i only told the wall, but I'm...
Posted by jediphyllis on Wed, 28 Nov 2007 03:41:00 PST

today.

      Was relatively good. I woke up at o'dark thirty just to finish my damn art paper on the last super. YAY doesn't that just scream fun! The best part had to be on the way ...
Posted by jediphyllis on Tue, 27 Nov 2007 09:13:00 PST

plz.

I hate lame ass people who try to push your buttons for a reaction. One new tactic i have recently acquired is not giving a fuck, and i let let shit lie. I feel like my family is ripping me apart at t...
Posted by jediphyllis on Wed, 21 Nov 2007 03:43:00 PST

The illusionist...

  Today has been rather dull, I got up ate breakfast went to my lame art class and slept some more... The good new is I got a B+ on my paper and considering it was 5 pages of bullshit I typed rig...
Posted by jediphyllis on Mon, 19 Nov 2007 09:25:00 PST

i have a lot to say but none of it to you.

So here's a survey instead. I give you money and send you into the grocery store to pick up 5 items. You can only pick one thing from the following departments... what is it?1. Produce: Pineapple2. Ba...
Posted by jediphyllis on Sat, 17 Nov 2007 06:39:00 PST

shock me, i dare you.

I ___ you.You have a nice ______.You make me _______.You should _______.Someday I will ______.You + me = ________.If I saw you now I'd __________.I want to ________ you.I would build a _______ just fo...
Posted by jediphyllis on Thu, 15 Nov 2007 07:48:00 PST