funny or creepy? |
Dad gave me a bike; Mackenzie gave me a green bag; mom gave me life. BUT! Allow me to present the greatest(?) gift I've ever been given:
From a customer. A Barbie doll made to look like me. At ...
Posted by on Mon, 10 Nov 2008 16:37:00 GMT |
its our civic duty...to take advantage of these great deals! |
Today is the day, right?
Not just the day America elects a new president and everything gets better and our blessed country takes on a shiny new look. The day I/we get a break f...
Posted by on Tue, 04 Nov 2008 12:48:00 GMT |
WHITE GIRL IN TROUBLE! |
I thought about yelling that at the 911 dispatcher but I can only assume they're not trained in lame movie quotes or desperate attempts to add levity.
I guess I'll save for another day the st...
Posted by on Mon, 13 Oct 2008 22:38:00 GMT |
the end is...nigh? |
Just a quick note before I go to work. Or before I'm killed for reals. A week ago I came very close to getting hit by a car while on my bike. A few days later, I just missed being in...
Posted by on Mon, 15 Sep 2008 18:39:00 GMT |
curse this Dickensian existence |
When I woke up this morning my eye was swollen shut. Pretty cool, right? I know. And when I pried open the lids my eyeball was the color of a tomato. I thought I might actually...
Posted by on Tue, 02 Sep 2008 02:49:00 GMT |
the things that really matter. |
Adoring public,
I know it's been a long time since I've written. I apologize. You must forgive me, for I have been ever so busy! Between the kids, committee meetings, and wai...
Posted by on Sat, 09 Aug 2008 19:10:00 GMT |
A treatise on the spleen / How Moliere got me through the week. |
I've not learned much in my life (that's useful, anyway) but one thing I know is that you can't trust doctors, especially when it comes to their pain scale. A "1" is a ladybug slamming into you ...
Posted by on Tue, 11 Mar 2008 13:03:00 GMT |
I less than three VD! |
To our dearest daughter on Valentine's Day,
We can only assume you will be spending this February 14th the same way you've spent all others: drinking alone and gorging yoursel...
Posted by on Thu, 14 Feb 2008 09:06:00 GMT |
BN pestis |
Friends and family.
I'm writing to you from a jail cell somewhere in the remote jungles of downtown Springfield. My crime? Contracting plague. The first symptoms revealed themselves ...
Posted by on Mon, 28 Jan 2008 13:32:00 GMT |
SWMO, off the map. |
An eight hour shift goes by a lot faster when half of it is spent cowering in the breakroom.
Bookstore employees are not known for bravery. Mainly, I'm just averse to dying at work. I re...
Posted by on Mon, 07 Jan 2008 21:46:00 GMT |
