Dear Alcohol |
Dear Alcohol: First & foremost, let me tell you that I'm a huge fan of yours. My friend, you always seem to be there when needed. The perfect post-work cocktail, a beer at the game, and you're eve...
Posted by on Wed, 06 Aug 2008 04:45:00 GMT |
to every girl.. |
To every girl crying tonight-- know that you deserve better than that.- To every girl that dresses cute --- not skanky.- To every girl who wants to be called beautiful -- not hot.-To every girl that w...
Posted by on Tue, 25 Dec 2007 18:09:00 GMT |
what the rebel flag really stands for |
WHAT THE REBEL FLAG STANDS FOR:
-The Confederate Battle Flag is a symbol, a monument, and a testament to hundreds of thousands of Southerners who fought and bled ...
Posted by on Sun, 03 Dec 2006 11:50:00 GMT |
Signs that you're too drunk |
SIGNS THAT YOU'RE TOO DRUNK
* Mosquitoes catch a buzz after attacking you.* You fall off the floor.* You lose arguments with inanimate objects.* You have to hold on to the lawn to keep from falling of...
Posted by on Fri, 07 Jul 2006 18:56:00 GMT |
Rules for Oklahoma. |
ENTERING OKLAHOMA
*List of Rules *The following list of rules applies to eachperson as they enter Oklahoma:
1. Pull your droopy pants up. You look like an idiot.
2. Let's get this straight; it's calle...
Posted by on Wed, 05 Jul 2006 14:46:00 GMT |
