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About Me


fancy a natter?
Hello there.
Im Joe
JoeDoh
HoboJoeDoh
Doh Doh
Joe doh ray me fa so la tea doh.
You get it
I LOVE BETH MARSH FOW LIFEY. SHES MY FUTURE WIFEY
Im 16
I'm happy pretty much all of the time. I've been told that the only
emotion I can show is joy and i like that about me. I don't really ever get upset.
Im in year 11 at Bingley grammar school. Big up to the BGS crew, whoever they are. Mmm... Beth Marsh :)
I love music.
I can't go a day without playing a guitar, pretending to drum, or making up a little song in my head. I like finding artists and bands that nobodys heard of, it makes me feel like its my special thing.
I can talk to anyone anytime so long as Im not being serious.
I'm in a band. We're doing quite well.
I go through toothbrushes like nobodys
business
I hate the noises buses make when
they stop
I didn't get my layout from hot-lyts.com
Every wish i've made since i was 6 i've wished for spidermans powers
I love taking pictures
I own at ssx tricky.
I love being on stage even though i
hate
being watched.
I don't take photos of myself
I can do the alphabet backwards fairly quickly
I buy extra extra large sweat pants.
I've been waiting for flat caps to come back into fashion for years.
In about three years theres not been a point where ive not been saving up for something.
I thought i was allergic to milk for 8 years, turns out i wasn't.
Almost everyone i know has told me they worry about me
I cant remember any point in my life where a song hasn't been playing in my head
I wouldn't mid being stranded on a island with some paper and a hole puncher. I wouldn't get bored until i ran out of paper.
I have fairly skinny ankles, its my mums fault.
Lemon curd is my favourite sandwich filling
I wish i could sing really well, but i can't.
Hidden in my room i have a secret diary that i write in on january the 1st every year.
I make a mean stir fry
I love trees
When i tidy my room, i pretend mtv cribs might be coming over to film it.
I have an uncle called pete doherty. I also have an uncle graham.
Ive been to subway at least once a week
for the last year but i always get the same thing.
I can go to sleep at any time in the day
I think cars have faces. The headlights are the eyes. Some cars have nice faces but others look evil to me.
I love bunsen burners
I prefer green apples to red ones
Most of the time im laughing in my head.
I was born on april 6th, the same day as jesus. Don't believe me? Google it, i promise im not lying.
If i found a phone on a bus
i'd hand it in. It happened not long ago.
Ive eaten snails in pasta and I liked it
My room is untidy 98% of the time
I hate making eye contact. I cant do it for more than five seconds and if i can im just looking at you nose.
I have no idea what i want to be when i'm older. I've picked my A Levels for things i probably wont be involved with when im older.
After a night out i always eat a pizza and watch the mighty boosh at home
I wish i was a photographer but i didn't pick photography
I hug people who i don't know
Im pretty witty.
Ears make my hair stand up and i feel sick when i see them.
I've probably read the harry potter books more than you.
Think im wrong ? I've read the fourth one eighteen
times.
I love vintage technology
I like animals but they all hate me
Im sure that everybody else can read minds apart from me and nobody has told me yet and are just listening to my thoughts.
I have caught a fair few fish in my day.
I love shiny pennies im like a magpie.
I hate it when people use stupid things as their myspace name. Your not called mittens or buttons or sugar tablets.
I flinch when people make sudden movements
I consider brushing my teeth as my daily exercise
I can't pronounce my 'sh's'. I can't say words like shovel, crusha, shushie, or shiver me timbers shaun.
But to be fair i don't say any of those words that often.
Im genuinly suprised i'm still alive, i think its a miracle.
Im convinved that the toy story theme is real. I always think toys are watching me.
If at first you don't succeed, you are not chuck norris .
I think i'm disabled in some way, i just havent realised yet
When i have headphones in i pretend that its the soundtrack to my life
I have weirder dreams than most people
I can't do anything good on a trampoline
I've been alive almost 16 years and i still havn't decided if i like tomatoes or not
I'm good at pretty much all sports but
im too lazy to do anything about it
I love aeroplane food especially the
shephards pie.
I can do a backwards roll
Bread gives me really bad indegestion.
Anything thats green and white makes me happy
I don't say 'lol','lmao' or 'rofl'
I prefer choc chip muffins to
double choc but i especially like blueberry
My life goal is to amuse myself
I don't like drinks from starbucks
One day im going to learn to become amazing at piano.
I hate it when people say 'add me' and then you have to know there surname.
I hate it when people touch my bum.
It freaks me out
I cannot lie and get away with it
I've been locked in a toilet once
I don't like boring people
I like every season in its own special way
I love epic songs, the ones that make an impact.
Graham Norton comes into my head everyday now, i have games where i have to not think about him for a whole day. I dont understand why its graham norton though...
I'm terrible at tetris.
I want to be Irish, French and Cockney all at the same time.
I prefer books to films.
I have a bag of hamster food in my room but i dont have a hamster.
I want to be a youtube star. I don't know how to use youtube.
I hate samlearning
I really like advent calendar chocolate
I always save my money, but i never buy anything
I can't burp the alphabet. I tried and threw up on my sister
Hiro is my hero
I like my triangle of trust.
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I can do this :
If you add me,
talk to me. I don't want
to
be just
another number on your
friends list.

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