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Matt

I am here for Friends and Networking

About Me

Well, I don't have a picture of my abs, so I think right there, that separates me from like 98% of the other guys here on My Space. Of course, my abs are hidden behind a protective, warming layer of blubber, so there's that.I'm 29, I think the word "poop" is funny, I chew Bazooka Bubble-Gum not because it's tasty (which it sure as heck-fire is), but because I choose to live my life by the fortunes included with every tasty piece. Today's fortune: Someone close to me is jealous. (Duh-Duh-Duhnnnnnn!!!)Things I'm trying to do in this, my 28th, year: drink more water, finish my screenplay, read more legitimate fiction, put screens in my windows, give more compliments, go to the beach more often, overcome my fear of bad grammarians, become an expert at the Pogo-Stick, be seen on a tv show other than COPS.I'll stop now so you can leave a message, should you so choose. Check out my pictures: www.pixagogo.com/Jondough

My Interests

I'd like to meet:

Bill Gates, just to see if he'd lend me a quarter; Pres. Bush, to see if he's really as good-ol-boy-dumb as he makes himself out to be; Catherine Zeta Jones, to say I'd met the most stunningly attractive woman alive. Other than that, I'm open to just about all lovely-scented people. Yes, that's right, I'm an odorist. So what?

My Blog

I mean seriously, what the hell?

So my last blog, written JUNE 1, mind you, ended with me saying that if you played golf, we should play soon, as it's my new hobby.  Well guess who responded?  Go ahead, guess.  NO.&n...
Posted by on Mon, 19 Nov 2007 17:15:00 GMT

Back!

Yo, yo, and a final yo!   Okay, so got back from Europe a couple days ago, just about fully recovered from the 'Lag (that's my cool term for it.  It's patented, so lay off), and now official...
Posted by on Sat, 02 Jun 2007 11:42:00 GMT

And I'm Off!!!

Hey all, just a quick note to let you know that I'll be in Paris and Stuttgart for the next 2 1/2 weeks, so if you want pictures of anything specific, please let me know via email either here or at my...
Posted by on Sun, 13 May 2007 15:13:00 GMT

I'm Online!

Hey all!     So this is a little short that I did as a promo for a local L.A. band (WarnerDrive)'s new video.   If you go to www.funnyordie.com you can find it there (it's called "What ...
Posted by on Thu, 19 Apr 2007 17:27:00 GMT

I thank thee, I thank thee, I thank thee

Just a quick note, as I crawl into bed in the wee hours of this, the 19th of April, to let all of you know how thoroughly I enjoyed today (that is, the 18th of April - said date being my birthday). Fr...
Posted by on Thu, 19 Apr 2007 01:16:00 GMT

29 and COUNTING!

Okay, so here's the deal: GHETTO BOWL II!!!!!!!!!!I mean, why the hell not? Last year was a blast, seemingly everyone had a good time, and I think I actually bowled the high-score. So we're doing it a...
Posted by on Fri, 13 Apr 2007 23:47:00 GMT

My roommate's dream-man

So my roommate.  She likes this guy.  I mean, she's said on several occasions that she'd have his baby.  Seriously.  That's a bit more than 'like' in my book, but I guess I'm just ...
Posted by on Wed, 04 Apr 2007 14:05:00 GMT

Are you a karoake master?

www.midomi.com It's a site where you can sing just about any rendition of any song ever recorded.  It's kind of sweet.  If you just want to listen to me make a fool of myself, when you get ...
Posted by on Mon, 26 Mar 2007 16:50:00 GMT

2-10-07 (aka 5 Years)

Five Years.  I miss you.    -Your Matthew Adams
Posted by on Sat, 10 Feb 2007 15:41:00 GMT

What the...?

Hey there. So yesterday sucked.  I mean, not emotionally or anything, just that it rained.  In Los Angeles.  I KNOW!  And not only did it rain, but it was frigging COLD.  And...
Posted by on Sun, 17 Dec 2006 03:51:00 GMT