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mike all together

About Me

I now own a quite swell house and am officially engaged to the most amazing girl in the history of the universe. I literally couldn't be happier. And that's in spite of the fact that the world is full of intolerably stupid idiots!

My Interests

I'd like to meet:

Someone that can match my awesome. Nevermind, found that someone!

My Blog

Well, that was terribly uncomfortable.

This actually happened a while back.   But sometimes you just have to share these things with the world.  This is relatively gross.On this lovely Wednesday morning at about 4:15AM, I wa...
Posted by on Mon, 14 Jan 2008 20:18:00 GMT

The most significant nothing I’ve ever written.

Minus the significant part, that is. Psh, I ain't scurred.  I'm not afraid of people.Only bees and wasps. ...and sometimes the dark.   On a completely unrelated note... I've lost my ability ...
Posted by on Mon, 15 Oct 2007 18:49:00 GMT

The All-Too-Real Life Biography of Mike: Part I

Born in 1981, Michael Fornal's life began as a roller coaster ride. More technically, on a roller coaster ride. He fell a little over three feet upon delivery. It would be the last time Mike would go ...
Posted by on Mon, 05 Mar 2007 06:29:00 GMT

My newest Free Hugs adventure (police, security, pedophiles, and more!)

Heh... so I went and gave some lovely free hugs at the Parks Mall today.  I made a neat little poster that said Free Hugs so I wouldn't have to repeat myself three thousand times.  People us...
Posted by on Sun, 03 Dec 2006 11:43:00 GMT

Funny work moment!

I just had a great memory I had to share with you people (a.ka. the three that will read it).  It was here at work, a while back.  We had an audit coming up and one of the dry erase boa...
Posted by on Wed, 21 Jun 2006 11:27:00 GMT

Random neat old pictures!

Random neato old pictures that I have come across. Yep, I'm that bored. Enjoy. Or don't. Whatevass!!I was 18 in this. (and it was a joke making fun of someone!) Hmm, 21 or 22ish. Best hurra ever. AND...
Posted by on Sat, 17 Jun 2006 19:20:00 GMT

Scariest moment of my life?

Well, this happened back in Nov. '04, but I hear (from the inner-circles of pop psychology's meaningless/baseless babble) that it is good to talk through the tramatic events.  I'm here at work r...
Posted by on Sun, 01 Jan 2006 20:56:00 GMT

Finger Nails

So, I've been one of those people. All my life, as far back as I can remember. I'm THAT guy - you know, the one who habitually bites his finger nails as soon as he can see any white towards the top. Y...
Posted by on Tue, 18 May 2004 21:46:00 GMT

Important notice!

I would like to bring attention to the fact the build of my body has been changed from "athletic" to "average" due to the fact I played softball with my team from work and struck out the two times I w...
Posted by on Thu, 08 Apr 2004 11:32:00 GMT