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About Me

Hey this is a little stik figure version of my past love life.
Born and raised on the South East Side of Chi-Town. Moved here about 12 years ago. Love Family and Life, and I am looking for a wife and mother to my kids. I can hardly wait to start my own family. I am a wonderful sweetheart, and a huge asshole. I can be your best friend or your worse enemy, and I found out the hard way that the line between the two can be thin as water. A lot of people are fake, and only out for self. I don't like that, and I am not like that. I can't stand liars, and the only time I will tell one is if it's for a joke, or your the police. I am not afraid of the truth, and I tell it like it is. You might not like me for it because sometimes the truth hurts. I love My Hip-Hop, and Movies, and Shooting Pool, and Writing, and Reading and just spending time with my family. I don't have all kinds of friends, only a selected few. I consider myself a good person and so does everybody who really knows me. I am destined to do great things, so if you wanna come along for the ride, grab on.
The Ice Tray
People Iced: Thirty Six
Car Bombs Planted: One
Favorite Weapon Potato Gun
Arms Broken: Fifteen
Eyes Gouged: None. Pathetic.
Tongues Cut Off: Fourteen
Biggest Enemy: Oaf
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AWSOME-GAME
I I like to make people laugh, even if it means being the butt of the joke. I like to make people full by cooking, even though I don't get to do it often. I have learned that you can't keep things bottled up inside because shit gets volatile, and could blow at any minute. I have also come to learn that I have great advice for pretty much everybody, but I rarely follow it myself. Life is too damn short to hold grudges and I am working on it. I use to think there is nobody like family, but I have since realized, there is. Some friends are true blue, and will be there for you when your family is not. Then there is God. He might not always be there when you call him, but he is right on time. I am not a "Jesus freak", but I am trying hard to be a good person, and I do read my Bible, and Pray. I won't push my views on you, and I won't argue about the Word. Probably because I don't know much, and I never argue anything unless I know what I am talking about. I guess I am done here for now... Peace!
This Just in...
Some more stuff about me.
I moved around a lot the past 4 years, and I am about sick of it. Right now I live in a halfway house ran by a preacher or whatever. The place kind of sucks, but I need somewhere to stay while I get shit straight. Hopefully I can get my life in order real soon. I like reading, and writing and comedies. I don't drink much and I don't drink much when I do. I use to be a big pot head, but I don't smoke anymore, so I have been trying to find new things to occupy my time. Not like I am against it now all of a sudden or anything, but I have a lot to get right before I can indulge in something like that again. I listen to Hip-Hop mostly, but like anything good. Well, I buy hip-hop mostly. I love driving, and making people laugh, and cooking. Those are my basic needs. Too bad my car broke. I am a pretty nice dude, I have changed A LOT over the past 4 years. I grew up HARD and I am still going through it, but now I am trying to achieve my goals instead of just sliding through life. Maybe I shouldn't have waited so long. I actually wrote the word love, instead of long. I wonder what that means. On the subject, I consider myself to be a very individual individual. I have a lot of really good qualities that girls seem to not be use to, and appreciate a lot. Too bad I can't find somebody that acts like they deserve the royal treatment. I am really looking forward to having kids, which is why I am so gung ho about getting shit right, because I am in no way, shape, or form where I need to be before I start my family. Oh and just so you know I am not like trying to hook up or whatever. Like I said I need some friends, and I just don't seem to be able to get along with guys much. It takes a while for me to do that. ~Jesse
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My Interests

I'd like to meet:

I wanna meet these two guys.I have a couple good friends in my life, and my family. I would also like to meet Dave Chappelle, Drew Carey, Vida Guerra, Tommy Chong, Ghostface, Xzibit, and I would put ODB here but we already got to chill once. I have a lot of friends who have died over the years and I wish you were still around but I am in no hurry to come see you, so why don't you stop in and see me some time instead. Don't let me forget all my Chi-Town familia. I miss you all and will be coming up there soon, I just have a lot of shit to work out and fix before hand. It is almost like my whole life has been about catching up. Now I will have the chance to do that. Love you! This is a video of Eminems Relapse Rap City This is really me!
You Should Be A Poet
You craft words well, in creative and unexpected ways.
And you have a great talent for evoking beautiful imagery...
Or describing the most intense heartbreak ever.
You're already naturally a poet, even if you've never written a poem. What Type of Writer Should You Be?

My Blog

6 Sex Mistakes Men Make

Hey guys, think you know everything there is to know about having sex with women? That erotic encyclopedia you carry around in your head may contain a lot of basic errors and omissions about women's s...
Posted by on Fri, 27 Jun 2008 15:52:00 GMT

Fuck Off

This is straight bullshit! Why do I always get myself into shit like this? Why do I put up with it? I always say I am a pretty smart dude, and have great advice for everybody else. I know I would have...
Posted by on Wed, 30 Apr 2008 12:02:00 GMT

To My Peoplesez

I just want to say hi to EVERYBODY. I miss you all and I am doing good. I am in a Christian Regeneration program for at least nine months. After that I will be going to school for free. It is really ...
Posted by on Sat, 19 Jan 2008 11:18:00 GMT

Update

So yeah that broad Jen is done dadda for all you that don't know. She slutted up big time, and got back into drugs. It's been a long time since then. She ran away with the carnival. (NO SHIT) She can ...
Posted by on Tue, 18 Sep 2007 10:54:00 GMT

I Tolla yew

I was actually thinking seriously about starting to smoke ciggarettes to help me lose weight real early this new year, but then I ran across this. This only proves what I have been saying all along:: ...
Posted by on Mon, 27 Nov 2006 08:52:00 GMT

Sex Read it up weoples!

SEX! ITS DA BOMB DIGGIDY!!! 1. Sex is a beauty treatment. Scientific tests find that when women make love they produce amounts of the hormone estrogen, which makes hair shine and skin smooth.=========...
Posted by on Sat, 30 Sep 2006 22:13:00 GMT

Any fortune tellers in the house?

Ok so court tomorrow. Supposed to be trial. My lawyer don't want to go to trial because she is a piece of shit! I want trial because I will win. She wants me to cop out to a misdermeanor, I don't want...
Posted by on Sun, 13 Aug 2006 09:28:00 GMT

You Be Illin

I have a very special friend who is ill. I am not saying any names, but I am asking everybody to keep this person, and everybody else who might need a little extra umph in they're Prayers. A lot of pe...
Posted by on Mon, 17 Jul 2006 21:34:00 GMT

Da bus

Ok I never really wrote a blog before but this is just something I have on my mind. I was taking a what 2 hour bus trip to hollywood to see my ex on her birthday. My dumbass was going to suprise her, ...
Posted by on Sun, 16 Jul 2006 08:11:00 GMT

Psoriasis FAQ's

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Posted by on Wed, 06 Jul 2005 09:24:00 GMT