U.N.I.R.one

i was born out of a woman on april 24th, and thats when i realized i was going to be stuck in a fucking body for awhile! while i was but a lad i loved to draw and play with crazy action figures. My first memory is biteing a hole through me tongue when i was holding a wash cloth in my mouth on top of an excercise bike, and that makes me want to eat a t.v. dinner like it was a popsicle.through my developtment i began pondering the questions of the universe like, why am i here? what purpose do i serve? why do relationships get confusing? and why don't giants appear out of the 5th dimension during the Super bowl, drop there undies, and squirt out a giant turd onto everyone.