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Eric Larson

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About Me

I'm 43 years old, never married, no children. I work as a network/systems administrator for a small high tech company in Hillsboro, Oregon. I used to be a manager at Hooters and I still enjoy hanging out and flirting with the beautiful, sweet young ladies there. Life is good....
TELL ME ABOUT YOURSELF - The Survey
Name: Eric Larson
Birthday: February 16th 1964
Birthplace: Midland, Michigan
Current Location: Portland, Oregon
Eye Color: Brown
Hair Color: Brown (what there is of it)
Height: 5'8"
Right Handed or Left Handed: Left but I do a lot of things with my Right as well
Your Heritage: English, Swedish
The Shoes You Wore Today: Columbia Sportswear
Your Weakness: Food
Your Fears: Becoming a parent
Your Perfect Pizza: The combo from Flying Pie (in Portland) or Northlake Tavern (in Seattle)
Goal You Would Like To Achieve This Year: Pass my security and medical clearances and start my career with the State Department
Your Most Overused Phrase On an instant messenger: lol
Thoughts First Waking Up: Ugh....Shit....
Your Best Physical Feature: Smile
Your Bedtime: On work nights somewhere between 9 and 11. On weekends it's whenever.
Your Most Missed Memory: Band in HS, Dancing in college.
Pepsi or Coke: Diet Pepsi
MacDonalds or Burger King: McDonalds
Single or Group Dates: I haven't dated in years
Lipton Ice Tea or Nestea: I generally drink Earl Grey, hot.
Chocolate or Vanilla: Both
Cappuccino or Coffee: Coffee
Do you Smoke: No
Do you Swear: Yes, but I try to be aware of my surroundings and stay somewhat appropriate.
Do you Sing: Very, very poorly and never in public
Do you Shower Daily: Yes, unless I'm camping.
Have you Been in Love: Yes
Do you want to go to College: I graduated with a Computer Science degree in 1986. My god, it's been 20 years already :(
Do you want to get Married: No
Do you belive in yourself: Generally, I'm aware of my weaknesses, though.
Do you get Motion Sickness: No
Do you think you are Attractive: Not so much anymore. I was OK up until about 10 years ago then I stopped caring about my weight and got fat.
Are you a Health Freak: Absolutely!! And soon these stupid "experts" will realize it's much healthier to be 100 pounds overweight than to be skinny and athletic!
Do you get along with your Parents: Very, very well!! I have awesome parents!!!
Do you like Thunderstorms: Yes, I love them!
Do you play an Instrument: I played Clarinet and Sax but I haven't played since college.
In the past month have you Drank Alcohol: Yep
In the past month have you Smoked: No
In the past month have you been on Drugs: No, well, no illegal drugs anyway.
In the past month have you gone on a Date: No
In the past month have you gone to a Mall: Yes, but I didn't buy anything.
In the past month have you eaten a box of Oreos: No. I had one Oreo last week, though.
In the past month have you eaten Sushi: No
In the past month have you been on Stage: I won a "beauty" contest at Hooters! You should see me in orange shorts!
In the past month have you been Dumped: No
In the past month have you gone Skinny Dipping: No
In the past month have you Stolen Anything: No
Ever been Drunk: Many times. But I'm not a binge drinker so I rarely drink enough to regret it.
Ever been called a Tease: Yes. A long, long time ago.
Ever been Beaten up: Yep, I'm a shitty fighter.
Ever Shoplifted: No
How do you want to Die: Don't really care. Once it's done it's done.
What do you want to be when you Grow Up: Hell if I know! I'll tell you when I grow up.
What country would you most like to Visit: Russia, Eastern Europe in general.
In a Boy/Girl..
Favourite Eye Color: I'm a sucker for dark hair and blue/green eyes. But ultimately eye and hair color don't matter much.
Favourite Hair Color: See previous question
Short or Long Hair: Longish
Height: short
Weight: Petite, but in proportion to the body type.
Best Clothing Style: Whatever
Number of Drugs I have taken: None, I just said no. Alcohol has always been my drug of choice.
Number of CDs I own: Hundreds. I haven't counted.
Number of Piercings: 0
Number of Tattoos: 0
Number of things in my Past I Regret: No real regrets
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My Interests

Fine Wines (especially reds), Single Malt Scotch (especially Islay), and Craft Beers (especially cask ales and real English Bitters). Good food from just about anywhere, Travel (especially international travel), Computers, Broadway Musicals, Hanging with my beautiful friends at Hooters and Ujena Swimwear!

I'd like to meet:

A beautiful, intelligent nymphomaniac with a fetish for fat, bald, middle aged men. ;)
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Music:

Classic Rock, Broadway Musicals, Jazz, 70's and 80's Pop, Big Band Classics, Classical. Basically anything but Rap and Opera.styx boat on the river

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Movies:

I don't get to movies often but when I do it's usually Action or Sci-Fi. The Stars Wars Saga, Harry Potter, James Bond, Star Trek, Indiana Jones. Yep, I'm a geek.

Television:

The History Channel, Sports. I hate network TV.

Books:

Fantasy, Sci-Fi, Mysteries. I'm a bookworm.

Heroes:

Hugh Hefner! (Anyone who can have 6 or 7 hot girlfriends at his age is a dirty old man champion) Ben Franklin (a founding father dirty old man) That 89 year old guy that married Anna Nicole Smith. What a way to go! :)

My Blog

It's hell getting old, but it sure beats the alternative

This was my Grandfather's favorite saying in the last years of his life and with every passing year I agree more and more. Last night brought that home all too well. Yesterday was my brother's 47th bi...
Posted by Eric Larson on Sun, 17 Sep 2006 06:04:00 PST

Quote of the Day 10/18/05

In spite of the cost of living, it's still popular. Laurence J. Peter (1919 - 1988)
Posted by Eric Larson on Tue, 18 Oct 2005 08:31:00 PST

Quote of the Day 10/17/05

Careful. We don't want to learn from this. Bill Watterson, "Calvin and Hobbes"
Posted by Eric Larson on Mon, 17 Oct 2005 10:12:00 PST

Quote of the Day 10/14/05

The length of a film should be directly related to the endurance of the human bladder. Alfred Hitchcock (1899 - 1980), In Simon Rose, Classic Film Guide (1995)
Posted by Eric Larson on Fri, 14 Oct 2005 11:06:00 PST

Quote of the Day 10/13/05

Men rarely (if ever) manage to dream up a god superior to themselves. Most gods have the manners and morals of a spoiled child. Excerpt from the notebooks of Lazarus Long, from Robert Heinlein's "Time...
Posted by Eric Larson on Thu, 13 Oct 2005 08:58:00 PST

Quote of the Day 10/12/05

Sometimes I think the surest sign that intelligent life exists elsewhere in the universe is that none of it has tried to contact us. Bill Watterson, cartoonist, "Calvin and Hobbes"
Posted by Eric Larson on Wed, 12 Oct 2005 09:16:00 PST

Quote of the Day 10/11/05

The ships hung in the sky in much the same way that bricks don't. Douglas Adams
Posted by Eric Larson on Tue, 11 Oct 2005 09:20:00 PST

Quote of the Day

They were so strong in their beliefs that there came a time when it hardly mattered what exactly those beliefs were; they all fused into a single stubbornness. Louise Erdrich
Posted by Eric Larson on Mon, 10 Oct 2005 09:40:00 PST

Quote of the Day 10/7/05

The highest result of education is tolerance. Helen Keller (1880 - 1968), 'Optimism,' 1903
Posted by Eric Larson on Fri, 07 Oct 2005 08:53:00 PST

Quote of the Day 10/6/05

Always behave like a duck - keep calm and unruffled on the surface but paddle like the devil underneath. Jacob Braude
Posted by Eric Larson on Thu, 06 Oct 2005 12:08:00 PST