As a cultural anthropologist, I study the connections between both economic and environmental exploitation and the resultant human rights abuses characteristic of such exploitation. I'm also very much interested in the tangible effects of religion on the global community. The interplay of religion and politics are the very crossroads of modern humanity... for better or worse. Studying human behavior has done nothing to alleviate my misanthropy. Rather, it has caused it to intensify.
TELL ME ABOUT YOURSELF - The Survey
Name: Puddintame... ask me again and I'll punch you in the face.
Birthday: October 29th... Scorpio, baby!
Birthplace: Somewhere in the vicinity of my mother.
Current Location: State of misanthropy... population me.
Eye Color: Hazel (remember the pea soup from The Exorcist...?)
Hair Color: Since the anagram for "ginger" is a derogatory word for black people, I'll go with firecrotch. *^.^*
Height: 73 inches.
Right Handed or Left Handed: ...the hell?
Your Heritage: European. Period.
The Shoes You Wore Today: My Adidas... my, my Adidas. (Big ups to Run DMC)
Your Weakness: Beauty in all forms.
Your Fears: Marionettes. Shut up. They're freaky!
Your Perfect Pizza: Endless and zero calories.
Goal You Would Like To Achieve This Year: Survive.
Your Most Overused Phrase On an instant messenger: Lately? Either "fail" or "epic". *^.^*
Thoughts First Waking Up: *facepalm*
Your Best Physical Feature: Brain.
Your Bedtime: ...is fluid.
Your Most Missed Memory: I... don't... remember...
Pepsi or Coke: Water.
MacDonalds or Burger King: First of all... moron... it's spelled "McDonald's" (fail)... but Hardee's wins.
Single or Group Dates: Who group dates? What are you... 12?
Lipton Ice Tea or Nestea: As long as it's sweet.
Chocolate or Vanilla: Chocolaté
Cappuccino or Coffee: Yes.
Do you Smoke: Mary Jane is a friend of mine.
Do you Swear: Fuck no.
Do you Sing: These days... rarely.
Do you Shower Daily: I wait a few weeks and then just scrub off the buildup. Geez...
Have you Been in Love: Shut up.
Do you want to go to College: No, but I go anyway.
Do you want to get Married: Been there. Done that. She'll have to be near perfection...
Do you belive in yourself: I have corporeal form, so yes... yes I believe I exist.
Do you get Motion Sickness: Only when I'm drinking.
Do you think you are Attractive: Only when I'm drinking.
Are you a Health Freak: What am I gonna do? Live forever? Eat, drink and be merry, I say!
Do you get along with your Parents: The one that matters. Love ya, mom.
Do you like Thunderstorms: I live for them. (Oozing sarcasm...)
Do you play an Instrument: Many. And?
In the past month have you Drank Alcohol: Have we met...?
In the past month have you Smoked:
In the past month have you been on Drugs: I bet my definition of "drugs" is different from yours.
In the past month have you gone on a Date: That would require me to have a girlfriend. Fail.
In the past month have you gone to a Mall: Yes
In the past month have you eaten a box of Oreos: Ew. Ick. And oh no.
In the past month have you eaten Sushi: Grody... to the max.
In the past month have you been on Stage: All the world is a stage, my friend.
In the past month have you been Dumped: No and I feel pretty good about it.
In the past month have you gone Skinny Dipping: ...omfg.
In the past month have you Stolen Anything: Just hearts. Sorry. It's what I do. *^.^*
Ever been Drunk: Seriously...? Do I know you?
Ever been called a Tease: Umm... no.
Ever been Beaten up: Hahahahahaha. Oh wait... you were being serious. Aww... how cute.
Ever Shoplifted: ...the pootie?
How do you want to Die: When I'm finished.
What do you want to be when you Grow Up: You assume I plan on "growing up".
What country would you most like to Visit: The United States of America. Anyone seen it lately...?
In a Boy/Girl..
Favourite Eye Color: Just so she has two. (Serious answer: blue)
Favourite Hair Color: Just so she has some. (Serious answer: blonde)
Short or Long Hair: Long. Everyone should have long hair.
Height: Midgets to Amazons. No preference.
Weight: Thin to Thick. (No skeletons or whales... sorry)
Best Clothing Style: Dress like a lady, damn it! Dress like a whore and I'll show you the door. (Poetic, no?)
Number of Drugs I have taken: In a day...?
Number of CDs I own: The pirated stuff...? Maybe a billion.
Number of Piercings: Cero.
Number of Tattoos: Cinco.
Number of things in my Past I Regret: Regret. Pshaw. Build a bridge and get over it!
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