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I play guitar badly, am a horrible drunk, and like to yell. I like George Bush and steal candy from extra cute orphan puppies who only want one thing in life and that is to be your friend. I also am extremely poor, I long to work at pizza hut again as a delivery driver and fantasize hourly about that one hot milf opening the door and giving me a the "tip" of my life. My longest relationship was 12 minutes at a bar with a crackhead named Idram Hsurht (no joke). She left me for Juan Carlos Peligro the local transvestite banker who hates children. At the time I was depressed but now im not.
I despise technology and especially computers, they anger me in a way that anyone who is reading this cannot fathom. Imagine for one second if you will, that you are in a circle room and a bartender comes in with 12 of your favorite alchoholic beverages, then as you start drinking them a leprachaun comes out and says 'THOSE ARE MY LUCKY CHARMS' then has a beer with you. See I hate leprechauns so that is a perfect analogy as to how much I despise computers and technology (sharing beer is another thing I hate but that is a whole seperate topic all together).
I also enjoy the occaisional bananna..
Wont you be mine? Oh wont you?
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