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About Me

I am who I am. I'm a gamer with 20 years under my belt. I'm an easy-going guy who hates practically everything. I'm an agnostic and proud of it. Most things seem stupid to me and rap makes my ears bleed. I like labeling myself as a geek becauase I game, I read and I come up with crazy shit on a whim to entertain myself. I have an apartment which I share with my wonderful fiancee' Krystle and my cat Lola. I like doing normal human things like going to amusement parks and playing Star Wars CCGs (even though I still don't play the damn game, but I will...someday...) gaming is my main hobby, watching relaity TV shows based around "celebrites" with dead or dying careers is a guilty pleasure of mine. I spell my name: Phill, with two Ls because I enjoy going against the grain and making people write the extra L. I also need new shoes. Anyone wanna help? This page wasn't made by me (I don't have the HTML talent) my wonderful girlfriend krystle did. The chart below shows how much more awesome she is than you. yeah, that's a real chart showing her real awesomeness. Losers!
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My Interests

songVideo games, Star Wars CCG, HorrorClix, comics, religion the occult, society, the human body, what makes people people, reading, movies, my fiancee' Krystle.

I'd like to meet:

I would like to meet Jesus the Christ. Seriously. No, seriously. Stop laughing. I would like to meet Jesus so I could hang out with him, learn from him and try to prevent Christianity from ever happening by advising him to leave the friggen country. I could save lives by meeting Jesus, I would also alter the flow of time. Sweet! Two birds with one stone!

Music:

PUSA, The Beatles, Silverchair, The D, Flight of the Conchords, The Who, Journey, Tom Petty and the Heartbreakers, Neil Young, Weird Al Yankovic, The Barenaked Ladies, The White Stripes, The Killers, Van Halen (not Van Haggar), various 80s hair metal bands, The Wallflowers, Fastball, Marcy Playground, Weezer, the Smiths, Beck, Green Day.

Movies:

I love all types of movies, some of my favorite flicks are: Star Wars, Pulp Fiction, American Beauty, Monty Python and the Holy Grail, Monty Python and the Meaning of Life, Monty Python and Now For Something Completely Different, Clerks, Clerks 2, Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back, Dogma, Night of the Living Dead, Dawn of the Dead, Day of the Dead, Resident Evil 1 and 2, Napoleon Dynamite, Trainspotting, Hunchback of Notre Dame, Vampire Hunter D: Bloodlust,

Television:

The Simpsons, Saved By the Bell reruns (unintentionally funny), Unsolved Mysteries, MythBusters, Aqua Teen Hunger Force, The Venture Brothers, Sealab 2021, Harvey Birdman, a whole lotta HGTV shows, Good Eats, Penn and Teller: Bullshit!, Big Love, Flight of the Choncords, Sex and the City.

Books:

Suspense, religious, horror, true crime, The Dummies series of books on various subjects, historical, anything that catches my eye. Some of my favorite books are: Everything is Illuminated, Bag of Bones, Zodiac: Unmasked and The Serial Killer Files.

Heroes:

My hero has been and always will be...someone...I don't have any heroes. And honestly there could be a more useful title for this space than "Heroes." Like...Foods. Yeah, everyone likes some kind of food, or has a favorite food like mine are steak, sushi and stroganoff. See? Much easier than hero.

My Blog

I don’t know what I’ll do...

I've always blamed my past realationship problems on my ex-girlfriends, and a lot of the time I was right. But in seems in this relationship I'm the root of all evil. I;m the reason why things are fal...
Posted by The 'Real' Super Mario on Fri, 24 Aug 2007 01:53:00 PST

Holy shit kids! It's...Emo Bunny!

(())(())( ' . ' )(,@ )===:::( " ) ( " ) Hey...I'm back from being gone forever. I have a band now and we play emo music for teenagers who are angst-filled and hate themselves and ev...
Posted by The 'Real' Super Mario on Sat, 10 Jun 2006 11:25:00 PST

Do it, do it...do it...do it!

01] Who are you, what's our relationship: 02] How and where did we meet: 03] What's my middle name: 04] How long have you known me: 05] Tell me one good thing about myself: 06] When you first saw me w...
Posted by The 'Real' Super Mario on Tue, 04 Oct 2005 12:34:00 PST

Things That Friggen Piss Me Off Volume 3.

OK, I've done Yuppies and fucked up parents, two things that suck about America. Now I will get on the subject of something that fucks up the whole damn world: Organized Religion Yes. Organized...
Posted by The 'Real' Super Mario on Wed, 31 Aug 2005 11:12:00 PST

I love...

- The way she kisses me - The way she hugs me - How excited she gets to see me after not seeing me for a few days - How beautiful she is when she's dolled up - How beautiful she is when she wakes up ...
Posted by The 'Real' Super Mario on Wed, 31 Aug 2005 10:18:00 PST

Things That Piss Me Off Vol. 2

Ok, something that pisses me off because it exists everywhere and I'm tired of it. YUPPIES Yeah, yuppies. BMW-driving-latte-drinking-business-suit-wearing-sandal-wear ing fucking yuppies. I hate yuppie...
Posted by The 'Real' Super Mario on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

Things that friggen piss me off. Volume 1

OK, this will be a maybe weekly, maybe bi-daily blog entry so expect me to actually update my blogs in a reasonable pattern-like thing...Ok, thing that pisses me off now: PARENTS THAT BLAME VIO...
Posted by The 'Real' Super Mario on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

A blog to end all blogs!

If I could save time in a bottle The first thing that I'd like to do Is to save every day Til' eternity passes away Just to spend them with you If I could make days last forever If words could make w...
Posted by The 'Real' Super Mario on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

3 months.

It's half of a half a year and a quarter of a year.It goes by fast and yet, not slow enough. You wish minutes would last forever, and days would be eternities. But alas, no such luck, time...
Posted by The 'Real' Super Mario on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

So, I was driving around one day...

...and I stopeed my car by this dude who was doing some stuff, and I asked him, "Hey dude, what kinda stuff you doing there?" And you know what he says? He says, "I'm dying here on the fucking si...
Posted by The 'Real' Super Mario on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST