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cosmo

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About Me

hey fellow bitches :) My name is cosmopolitan... after the drink, because well.. they're delicious. My parents and my close friends all call me shnozmo, shnoz pizzle, shnoz p, s-mo, s-pol, or sister. I'm a brussels griffon and I was born in Kansas on January 19 2005, I resided there until I was old enough to stop nursing the teets, then i was shipped off to some shitty little pet store in Connecticut where I lived a couple months until someone found me cute enough to spend $1000 on and take home (thank you mommy and daddy). I recently moved out to Wahington with my parents and met the sexiest toy poodle ever... Bentley Vann. Our parents are planning a beautiful wedding for us this summer in the park and I can't wait. Oh and before I wrap things up, I wanna give a shout out to my soon-to-be brother in-law Cooper, Arf Arf. Well thats about it, leave comments!

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I'd like to meet:

Chances are I don't want to meet you. I'm not very friendly, especially to boys, but if you wanna meet, it helps if you bring me treats :) Don't take it personal, I'm just scared and have social phobias.

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