Patrick - ProfilesArchive

About Me

Well what can I say... I was born a poor black child. Could never keep a beat... I then realized that I needed to break out of my shell and I discovered the art of pop and lock, I was a natural. Since then the Earth's rhythm is my tic toc. Once I found my name in the phonebook I realized that I finally made it... After me and my dog Shithead joined the traveling circus I found my special purpose....(Sigh) I still can't figure out why they hate these cans!! The Optigrab made me rich, but the only two things I really need are my thermos and this lamp.

My Interests

Long walks by the landfill at 2:30 because that is the prime dumping time. Cruising the Knigts of Columbus for the 4H chaquitas... Throwing random object at that gimp in the alley....DAMN.... can't they get a job?

I'd like to meet:

Mr. Rogers, Papa Smurf, and Captain Kangaroo.... and last but CERTAINLY not least Tony Danza because he's always been the boss of me.

Music:

Lionel Richie... the entire collection, especially dancing on the ceiling, not forgetting Barry Mantilo, Tom Jones, Babs, Hasselhoff, Fabio, Rosie O'Donnel... I wish that bitch could sing, um let's see, Wayne Newton.... (only because I hope he accepts me as his new my space buddy)... there's not much else.

Movies:

First and Foremost Broke Back Mountain. DUH. Crying Game, the Bird Cage, Goonies, Nell, Tootsie, and my ABSOLUTE favorite 9 to 5, I want Lily.

Television:

A Baby Story, Extreme Home Makeover, THS Miss Carey OWNS IT!!!!!, and everything on BET because I'm down.

Books:

Flowers in the Attic and the Bible.... THAT'S SOME FUNNY SHIT!Pat.... if you are reading this.... APRIL FOOL'S BIOTCH!!!!

Heroes:

Malcom X, Clark Kent cause he doesn't know, Barbara Bush... but don't get the wrong idea...., Smokey the Bear... how does he do it?.... And last but not least... My mentor ... at least in my mind.... Pee Wee..... how did he get away with that!!!?? I did time for that shit.