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About Me

Describe myself..........i think this sums it up: I want to be a comfort to my friends in tragedy. And I want to be able to celebrate with them in triumph. And for all the times in between, I just want to be able to look them in the eye.i'm a flirt. i like people. i've been told i am a relatively happy, friendly guy. i get so mad and hate people when they say that. i'm also told i'm sarcastic. but remember, i'm a nice guy......no matter what those jerks say.
jeff --

[adjective]:

Extremely flatulent

'How will you be defined in the dictionary?' at QuizGalaxy.com

My Interests

I'd like to meet:

you mean ladies? in the world? Amy Sedaris, Tina Fey, Amy Poehler. people who aren't in love with their own reflection and spend at least as much time working on the inside as they do on the outside- that goes for everyone. people with big dreams. i prefer to be with people who are aware of the world around them (because life is larger than just our own problems- it just doesn't feel that way sometimes.) there are few things as boring as two people who don't have an interesting exchange of ideas (either from lack of inclination or lack of ideas- both deadly.) someone who will introduce me to new music i would like. i gravitate toward self-knowing/aware, intelligent, compassionate members of my species...who smile at strangers and can laugh at themselves and me. most importantly i enjoy the company of people who inspire me to be a better person and who are not, far and away, their own favorite person and biggest fan. OH!!! and someone who can tell me where i can get Cadbury's Coffee Crisp or Crunchie bars in Chicago. them things are confectionary HEROIN. i do not believe in online romance so unless you're someone i know or might cross paths with given our common interests, good hunting, but no thank you. I'm just here to find old friends and make new ones.

My Blog

on Canadian Healthcare

I'm posting this to let all my Canadian friends up north know that while they have a flawed system of health care, it allows them in times of dire need to see a health care professional. your system ...
Posted by on Fri, 12 Oct 2007 11:58:00 GMT

is there anything better than the Red Line...

So i'm sittin' there minding my b's...but not really because these two......oh let's call them ladies, are talking to each other so anyone with a mind to listen would have no problem. i'll just give ...
Posted by on Tue, 31 Jul 2007 22:15:00 GMT

beat it.....it's the Cops!!!

i saw the Police at Wrigley friday night. i have been waiting for 20 years to see them perform. it's not just the music....it's the reminiscing. it's being 10 years old and playing legos with the r...
Posted by on Wed, 11 Jul 2007 09:44:00 GMT

Intellect goes down...

my favorite show finally bit the bullet this week as Studio 60 airs its final episode. The only show with a truly intelligent discourse on actual pertinent issues could not survive more than one full...
Posted by on Fri, 22 Jun 2007 11:01:00 GMT

on a rant...grammatically.

my grammatical peeve you ask? you didn't ask? fortunately, i need no audience to perform: the use of "myself." it cannot stand alone as a pronoun, grammatically. it MUST be accompanied by ano...
Posted by on Fri, 13 Jan 2006 09:01:00 GMT

The 24 News Channel and

i can't watch news any more. unfortunately, since the advent of the 24-hour news station, news has gotten even more specialized and specific. ever since the first gulf war when EVERYBODY (the US gov...
Posted by on Wed, 11 Jan 2006 19:46:00 GMT

A typical correspondence...

Carisa wrote: hey larval jef, I am not trying to ignore you... I am actually on vacay in Sanibel Island right now... Internet is not always accesible....but i promise when i get back to chica...
Posted by on Wed, 23 Nov 2005 13:17:00 GMT

my (and yours and everyone you know('s)) horoscope

woah, WOAH! first, what's with the floating cat head? (which, incidentally, is the name of my new band- "Floating Cat Head." check us out, we're playing at schubas tomorrow night. not true.) i say ...
Posted by on Fri, 07 Oct 2005 12:45:00 GMT

Veruca's Lament

next on the menu, gadgets. i wanted to get a new computer this winter.......probably not. my 10-month old tv just crapped itself........awesome. i would like a home theater system. nothing big, aro...
Posted by on Sun, 21 Nov 2004 21:25:00 GMT

by special request.....

who are the late-night loser DJs who say "and this one is by special request." if "special" means that they were the only loser awake, listening and owning a phone...very well. but special request? ...
Posted by on Sun, 14 Nov 2004 23:45:00 GMT