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In the WHITE Corner - SummerSkool


Aliases: Melo-Dic, Kevin, Laces Velcro, Guzman, Asshole, AwShux, David Davis
Hailing From: the 8th Creation Clik...one
Make: Cragga
Height: 5'8"...when the sun's out
Weight: 185 lbs. of pure cuddle
Reaches: Anyone within earshot of 22kHz 8-bit waveforms
Age: a mature 28...just listen to my lyrics
Duties: Sounds/Vox/Debauchery/Malarkey/Keeping Un happy
Record: 10 years - No tracks
Prefers: White girls are so 90's. I like 'em brown, thick and able to hold their liquor, I'm not a baby-sitter. Fatties will be considered but please, no skinny bitches.
MySpace Objective: To catch online predators for Perverted Justice.

In the SLIGHTLY LESS WHITE Corner - Unknown


Aliases: Mad Rama, Knuckles, Bones, Bambino, Truth Outda Booth, BaggerVance
Notable Appearances: Senior Bash - 1999, Freestyle Friday's Champ @ UCC - 2003, Melodies in Kenilworth (Honorable Discharge) - 2003, Cape May - 4th of July, 2004-(Set it off like a Roman Candle), Breathless Gentleman's Club (Dressing Room) - 2005, Fitz's Jacuzzi - 2006
Height: 6 foot Everything
Weight: Half of Refrigerator Perry
Age: ehhgh, 28...unfortunately
Works Well With: C4, Flow-Bee, Crisco, thongs, jackhammer, surgical gloves, garbage bags, a beeper and a microphone.
Duties: Vox/Anarchy/A shitty sample every three months/
Spits Like: Dylon ---- "HOT FIRE!"
Prefers: PS2 NCAA over PS3. Dancing with wolves. White Michael Jackson over black. Sauteed over fried. No ball hair...on myself not you, I don't care what yours have.
MySpace Objective: I wanted to learn HTML because it's so "it" right now.

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Member Since: 6/26/2007
Band Members:

Unknown & SummerSkool



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Influences:
SUM: From Justin to Kelly, the War in Iraq, performance-enhancing drugs, managed health-care, Paris Hilton, the Grilled Honey Chicken Salad at Joe's American Bar & Grille, Battlefield Earth, blogging, North Korea, iPod, iPhone, obesity, My Super Sweet 16, Alex Rodriguez, MySpace, Google, climate change, Frank, The Sopranos, rap, Jasmine Byrne, Nintendo Wii, R. Kelly, njguido.com, MTV Jams, hos, unemployment /

~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ ~ UN: cannolis, Dutches, StarBurst, machetes, Sunkist, exotic dancers, Jackie Chan, Lloyd from Entourage, (anyone Asian, in general), Hershey's, Backgammon, piloting jets, PS3, girls from Laguna Beach, jump-out boys, Dante Calabria, Trader Joe's liquorice, John From Cincinnati, Doug From Pittsburgh, Ryu's shuruken, Moroccan hash, unemployment /

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Record Label: Unsigned

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