I am an AWESOME. a Narcissist.
And everything you never thought I'd be.I love happy people. Good smiles. Contagious laughs. Homemade cookies.mmmmmm cookies. Strong women who don't put up with abuse. Polite children. I hope to have a happy healthy baby someday. I know I have a stressful depressing job, therefor I keep my personal life as happy, cheerful and adventurous as possible. I love when I help others. I love giving random gifts for no reason. I only wish to have enough money to be able to travel whenever I pleas. I plan on being a body-builder sometime before Summer 2012. Enjoy the company of others. Love hearing people out. I love when kids get dirty. Missing teeth are hilarious to me. I often have nightmares about losing my teeth tho. I like my smile. I feel that I have the greatest family ever. Also believe that I have the absolutely best boyfriend anyone could have ever asked for. I love notes in the morning. I hate wearing heels. I absolutely hate when people take advantage of others. I have a super hero complex and often think i can fix anyone. I fear death but I'm constantly risking my life doing things like jumping off planes, flying, my job, rock climbing, driving too fast, roller coasters, kayaking,snorkeling, swimming in shark infested waters, sharing drinks with strangers, cutting people off in hialeah while driving knowingly and fully aware that they can shoot me and have seen it happen.lol.Laughing out loud. I love good smells. I hate when people bubble their i's. Don't like hypocrites. I try to always eat as healthy as possible. I love salads. Love french fries. Hate fast food, altho' it tastes good, always gives me the runs. Wish to travel every time I have a 3 day weekend. I always forgive people and forget about things.I don't see the point in holding a grudge on anything. I believe in Karma. I often miss high school. I think I'll be a great mom one day but fear my children will take advantage of my kindness. I hope my kids turn out like me and my sisters. I love that I don't have awkward moments with people ( except this one time...)I like to think I'm pretty easy going and easy to talk to. Every job I wish to do is depressing. I hate having to go to the mall. I like chewing on ice. Hate the after taste of coffee. I dont see the point of vanilla flavored or any other flavored mouth wash other than MINT. I love comedy. The constant thought of people not caring for others saddens me. I don't understand why people make a big deal out of little things. Never keep things inside because they'll bottle up and explode one day. I honestly try to live everyday as if it may be my last, and therefore, aside from Not splurging n spending my money, I try to sleep less and party more, Think less and say more, and hate less while loving more. I love water. It should be free. Starbucks always makes me sick. Im a firm believer in natural healing. I hate taking medicine. I think sleep,good diet and joy can cure anything. I find Helen Keller, racist jokes and baby jokes funny. Don't understand why people take jokes seriously. I miss drawing & painting. I hate that I have to dress like I'm in the swat team. I love tanning. I have plug-ins in every outlet of my house. My toes are not in order. I like how long nails look but i cant stand them on me. I love natural smoothies. I'm not a vegetarian anymore but I still won't and don't support anyone who likes and/or eats Veal. Animal cruelty and child molesters should have a death sentence, no ifs or buts. I like yoga but often find that am too hyper for it. I like wrestling in bed & I often win by tickling and biting. I always have yogurt,beer,tomatoes,lettuce and apple juice in my fridge. I think that I am a better person than any religious freak I've met, and that if there IS a heaven I deserve front row seats with backstage pass.
Alanis Morissette "My Humps" video
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=W91sqAs-_-g
