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About Me

I am subtlety aggressive and extremely intelligent or was it extremely aggressive and subtlety intelligent, I can never remember which. I like to go fast for long periods of time. I'm the descendant of a long line of Jewish priests who have guarded the Ark of the Covenant, but quit when they wouldn't let me use it's power to kill Ashton Kutcher and Demi Moore. I'm 35, but don't act a day over 28. I like watching bad movies on fast forward.

My Interests

I'd like to meet:

The guy that played the school professor in Willy Wonka, "One. I can't figure out one! Nobody had just one Wonka bar!" That tibetan kid that Angelina Jolie adopted. You mean here at my space? Oh, that's easy. Someone with a lavish trust fund or who is about to inherit millions. Until then I'll settle for someone who can watch Tivo or DVD's without going totally ADD.