I'm just a crazy guy, in this crazy world. Insanity is the spice of life. I can't do much, but I do what I can. I don't have much to smile about, but I smile anyway. I don't ever plan on acting my age, and I don't care if it offends people. I'm non-confrontational, but if you mess with my friends I'll kick your ass. My greatest joy in life is disturbing other people. I find other peoples fear amusing. I am what I am, take it or leave it.