I'm in love
I enjoy working in my shed on vintage bicycles.
I enjoy watching my life partner keep track of how much soap I use.
We make warm beverages together.
I am sober.
I live in on the Eastside.
I go for months with out dreaming and then have a dream that has so much detail it would take a novel to explain it all yet I don't feel like writing a novel, so I wait for the next dream a few months down the line.
I enjoy talent, I love talented people regardless of what your talent is.
I enjoy a good fart and any fart joke that comes my way.
I like rust.
I am very disorganized but I never lose my keys or misplace my wallet.
I enjoy judgment because it shows me what I am about to learn next.
I have the greatest woman in the world and we have a beautiful baby
My mustache smells good, my love says
While showering, I hold products close to my face because I don't wear my glasses
I only chew Extra Polar Ice, all other gum is inferior.
My naked body is comic genius, I use it to crack Dee Dee up.
I have a daughter named Grace Olivia.
