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About Me

What the hell does a person put here. Lets see, I'm a 30 year old Scots/Welsh/Irish/American guy who lives in Los Angeles. I've been out here from Virginia/North Carolina for six years and am not planning on leaving Cali anytime soon. Thats pretty much the basics of it.
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Not much seems to bother you.
Maybe because you're so smooth.
You truly belong with us here in the clouds.
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My Interests

Hanging out with my friends.
Natalie thinks she is fabulous.

Ride 'em cowgirl.

I'd like to meet:

Anyone interesting who enjoys having a good time.

Music:

Eclectic. From country to Eminem. Depends upon the music actually, I can get into anything if it sounds right.

Movies:

Shawn of the Dead, Shawshank, Rounders, Empire Strikes Back, LotR, Matrix, Godfather, Scarface, Zoolander, SpaceBalls, pretty much all the cliches with a few oddballs thrown in...

Television:

Rome, Deadwood, Carnivale (fucking HBO cancelled it), Grey's Anatomy, Alias, 24, ER, Scrubs, History Channel, ESPN 8 (The Ocho), CNN, Fox News.

Books:

Blink, Dante's Inferno, The Red Badge of Courage, The Davinci Code, The Bedford Boys, Cryptonomicon, Quicksilver, Dianetics (kidding...or am I?).

My Blog

Stem Stymied

I come from a small town named Bedford in central Virginia. Bedford is a population of maybe around 6,000 people in the city proper and about 30-35,000 people in the surrounding county. It is a very...
Posted by Michael on Tue, 01 Aug 2006 04:56:00 PST

No Pooh, You Can't Have Middle East Peace! Not Yours!

Periodically I hear the occasional idiotic comment from a person that just makes me wish that somebody in their earlier years had smacked them upside the head when they originally started making such ...
Posted by Michael on Wed, 26 Jul 2006 06:15:00 PST

Warning to all users!

Warning: Pregnant women, the elderly, and children should avoid prolonged exposure to Happy Fun Ball. Caution: Happy Fun Ball may suddenly accelerate to dangerous speeds. Happy Fun Ball contains a liq...
Posted by Michael on Fri, 21 Jul 2006 01:47:00 PST

Friend requests....

I have changed my privacy settings in order to stop getting inundated with friend requests from hookers, web cam girls, viagra sellers, and such. If it prevents any of you who are lucky enough to be ...
Posted by Michael on Tue, 20 Jun 2006 11:28:00 PST

Iceberg.....dead ahead!!!

A while ago, I posted a pic up under my profile that read: Mistakes, It could be that the purpose of your life is only to serve as a warning to others. At the time I did it as kind of an off hand jok...
Posted by Michael on Tue, 06 Jun 2006 01:07:00 PST

This blog entry is brought to you by Santa Claus. Ho Ho Ho.

Everybody who knows me understands the fact that I have an almost unparalled informational radar. By that I mean that I have this quality about me to pick up on the tiniest bit of random information ...
Posted by Michael on Tue, 14 Feb 2006 02:32:00 PST

Google Became Self Aware at 2:14 AM August 29th...

I haven't been very big into politics or tech in my 'blog' entries yet. Part of the reason is that political and tech blogs are too incredibly common as it is, but I am writing this because I ha...
Posted by Michael on Fri, 10 Feb 2006 05:10:00 PST

How to spice up your usually boring first date. Pt. 2

In the first part of our guide I had shown you the basics to creating two incredibly fun and fabulous bonding experiences in two ways. The unfortunate side effect of those two specific first date typ...
Posted by Michael on Thu, 02 Feb 2006 05:40:00 PST

How to spice up your usually boring first date.

I don't date as much as I used to. Its not for lack of available dates or that I have leprosy, but more because it has become kind of bland. Everybody always does the same things on their first dates...
Posted by Michael on Mon, 30 Jan 2006 11:52:00 PST

For those of you who like Technical Writing

'Twas the nocturnal segment of the diurnal period preceding the annual Yuletide celebration, and throughout our place of residence, kinetic activity was not in evidence among the possessors of this po...
Posted by Michael on Wed, 14 Dec 2005 05:39:00 PST