bumper stickers |
1...Constipated People Don't Give A Crap.2...If You Don't Believe In Oral Sex, Keep Your Mouth Shut.3...My Kid Got Your Honor Roll Student Pregnant.4...To All You Virgins, Thanks For Nothing.5...Impot... Posted by [Mikaela] on Sun, 10 Dec 2006 07:47:00 PST |
Chinese |
directions: read these outloud(English Phrase) I think you need a facelift(Chinese Phrase) Chin Tu Fat(English Phrase) Are you hiding a fugitive?(Chinese Phrase) Hu Yu Hai Ding?See me A.S.A.P.Kum Hia ... Posted by [Mikaela] on Sun, 10 Dec 2006 07:59:00 PST |
Labels |
In case you needed further proof that the human race is doomed through stupidity, here are some actual label instructions on consumer goods that can be found today being sold in stores nationwide:1. O... Posted by [Mikaela] on Sun, 10 Dec 2006 07:51:00 PST |
HoMe ReMeDiEs |
Home Remedies
1. If you are choking on an ice cube, don't panic. Simply pour a cup ofboiling water down your throat and presto! The blockage will be almostinstantly removed.2. Clumsy? Avoid cutting y... Posted by [Mikaela] on Sun, 10 Dec 2006 07:55:00 PST |
Christmas (I want A Hippo For Christmas) |
I want a hippopotamus for ChristmasOnly a hippopotamus will doDon't want a doll, no dinky Tinker ToyI want a hippopotamus to play with and enjoy
I want a hippopotamus for ChristmasI don't think Santa... Posted by [Mikaela] on Thu, 07 Dec 2006 03:56:00 PST |
WoRdS WoMeN Use... |
Words Women Use
Study this and know it!FINEThis is the word women use to end an argument when they feel they are right and you need to shut up. Never use "fine" to describe how a woman looks this wil... Posted by [Mikaela] on Sun, 10 Dec 2006 08:05:00 PST |