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Tim

Mzungu!

About Me

Yeah... Uh huh So seductiveI'll take you to the candy shop I'll let you lick the lollipop Go 'head girl, don't you stop Keep going 'til you hit the spot (woah)

My Interests

-Acting -Reading -Writing -Painting -Travel -Keeping Bokkity off myspace -I'm obsessed with Morocco & Zanzibar. Other interests as well are...-www.invisiblechildren.com- buy a bracelet!!-www.savedarfur.org- Instead of mourning a genocide, Stop one.-www.one.org.-making poverty history.-www.productred.org.-www.amnesty.org- Help change the world. (Who am I kidding, I can barely change my tire.)

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I'd like to meet:

No fatties.

Music:

It's quite the eclectic mix but... -Jeff Buckley always. then.... -Hellogoodbye -Erykah Badu -Richard Horowitz -Sam Cooke -Ray La Montagne -KanYe West -The Doves -Radiohead -Cassandra Wilson -Imogen Heap -Lauryn Hill -Keane -Bob Dylan -Jimmie Hendrix -Third Eye Blind -BT -Jay-Z -NIN -Alana Lin -Kristen Wooley and all my other musician friends, I wish I was as brave as you.

Movies:

-La Haine.(Hate) an excellent foreign film. j'taime. Gotta watch it. By the end you'll feel like you got punched in the stomach.

Television:

miss the wonder years.

Books:

-Cry, The Beloved Country -Things fall apart -Dreams of my Father -What is the What -Don't Let's Go to the Dogs Tonight -The Shadow of the Sun -Dark Star Safari -Athol Fugard notebooks -Honky -The Zanzibar Chest -The Sheltering Sky -The Botany of Desire -Nathaniel's Nutmeg -Into the Wild -Art of Seduction -Nine hills to Nambonkaha -Far side of the World -Trinity -House of Leaves -Spice: the History of a Temptation -Revolutionary Road -Shakespeares: Anthony and Cleopatra -Pillars of the Earth -A Confederacy of Dunces -What Went Wrong -White Gold -July's People -Most Plays, but right now it's anything by Itamar Moses...

Heroes:

-The student in Tiananmen square -Ivan Cooper -Nadine Gordimer -Paul Rusesabagina -Bono -William Shakespeare -Nelson Mandela -Paul Theroux -and whoever discovered how to make coffee.

My Blog

Retail Hate: Vol. IX

RETAIL HATE: Vol. IX Reasons why I'm so glad I don't work on commission. Some people just don't have a clue. Don't believe everything people tell you, especially your 'close' friends or family. You kn...
Posted by Tim on Wed, 09 Jul 2008 09:13:00 PST

Retail Hate: Vol. X

RETAIL HATE: Vol. X Typical dog day afternoon... Ever have those days at work when you are just completely burned out, and then something makes you laugh and suddenly it's all better? For instance.. (...
Posted by Tim on Wed, 09 Jul 2008 09:16:00 PST

Thats why I only use and industrail strength Nail-gun..

THE FENCE There once was a little boy who had a bad temper. His mother gave him a bag of nails and told him that every time he lost his temper, he must hammer a nail into the back of the fence. T...
Posted by Tim on Thu, 29 May 2008 07:16:00 PST

The big 5-O

FIFTY YEARS AGO.... One evening, while sharing a drink in a bar, an old man leans over and asks his wife, "Do you remember the first time we had sex together over fifty years ago? We went b...
Posted by Tim on Thu, 29 May 2008 07:25:00 PST

Why less is more..

  DOG SEES GOD? A middle aged woman had a heart attack and was taken to the hospital. While on the operating Table, she had a near death experience. Seeing God, she asked,' Is my time up?' God s...
Posted by Tim on Thu, 29 May 2008 07:06:00 PST

RETAIL HATE: Vol. VIII

RETAIL HATE : Vol VIII? (Or whatever) A Confederacy of Dunces? After hitting the gym, my roomate and I stopped by HOWES market to get something to eat. It was late at night. I was starving. They ...
Posted by Tim on Sat, 10 May 2008 08:23:00 PST

Retail Hate: Volume VII

Retail Hate: Volume VIIHateful. Just Hateful...(I pick up the phone)Me: Good Afternoo...(Cuts me off. During this whole conversation)Agro Customer: I got a notice from you guys that I need to pay roya...
Posted by Tim on Sat, 23 Jun 2007 06:27:00 PST

Retail Hate: Volume VI

Retail Hate: Volume VI Seriously... (Phone ringing) Me: Good afternoon, S***** F***** . Customer: Hi. You sell accent tapes there? To listen to right? Me: Yes. Customer: Good. I was looking for a deaf...
Posted by Tim on Wed, 20 Jun 2007 08:24:00 PST

Retail Hate: Volume V

Retail Hate: Volume V Yet another reason I hate answering the phones. Little Allie has nothing on these folks.  (phone ringing) Me: Good afternoon, S***** French. Customer: Um, yeah, Hi! Do you&n...
Posted by Tim on Wed, 16 May 2007 08:28:00 PST

Retail Hate: Volume IV

Retail Hate: Volume IV"There are three things I hate. Wet toilet paper. A short shower curtain, which usually causes the first, and a smart-ass."          ...
Posted by Tim on Thu, 05 Apr 2007 09:25:00 PST