True Lies

True Lies is a hip-hop shadow orginization co-founded by Fabian Bonaparte, Sam Perelli and K. Soze. Financial analysts examined their fiscal statements last year and indicated that collectively, the co-founders could literally purchase the world and still have enough money to fund a small militia. Fabian Bonaparte has been known to have public money burnings in impovershed third world countries. When asked why he does such things, he replied," I needed to make more room in my safe." Money burninig and year long shoppng sprees are pretty much what True Lies is about...having too much money and too much free time on their hands.The music is aesthetically superior to anything that has ever been published in the bling genre and is typical of what Hip-Hop has become in this modern era. T.L. upholds a lyrical standard which has pretty much set the new mark for veterans and up and coming artists alike. The organization is built upon a stylistic infrastructure that stresses the importance of being ludicrously rich. The group employs a style called "Itemizing Deductions." This style allows the emcee to list of all of the things they own along with the retail prices for those items.Due to pending litigation, each members bio had to be omitted from this write up. Fortunately, we can list each member's net worth:K.Soze = 123.7 Kerbillion dollars and 38 cents Sam Perelli = 214 zillion dollars and 3 cents Fabian Bonaparte = 117 sedillion dollars and 50 cents(these are approximations that may be off by 1 or 2 million dollars)True Lies probably won't release an album in stores because they said that they don't need the money and they love to make the masses realize just how much they are not ballin. Bonaparte is quoted in Right On magazine saying," We let the public know how we overlyball in order to inspire inspiration....you know, give 'em something to shoot for...they gotta dare to dream!"Be on the look out for the True Lie mixtape coming soon......