Member Since: 05/07/2005
Band Website: www.theunemploid.com
Band Members:
The Honorable Dr. Reverend Martin Luther Stevie Foodstamps X -Vocals, ascared and insulted by anyone who don't agree with his politics right off the bat, double queer car Saab driving faggot, has an American truck and a manly job to try to make up for it but fails brutally
Simon LeVon-Keeper of shacred knowledge, walker of the shacred path/Guitar/ Real live Red Skin Indian for fucking real, serial elk murderer, babies, babies, and more babies, also has some dogs from what I hear, has pronounced weaknesses with nine volt batteries, guitar tone and small screws, fucking just fix it here's a nail goddamnit
Brandon Iron-Git-Fiddler/Nose-Picker/High Plains Drifter, habitual guitar breaker, dick, general let-down but picks it back up, semi hollow body, fully hollow soul, greasy, gross, overly appears to be Irish... I mean like he doesn't even try to fucking hide it.
Colin- AKA "Bucky the Jock", Bass git/ littering/ Free-Base's poptarts/ Huff's kittens/ Tosses dwarfs/ Whiskey olympian/ Plays in too many fuckin bands, occasionally whitens teeth only to stain them once again with urine and lemonade, fuckin' retard, also more goddamned dogs, fag, Great Emancipator, Keeper of the Juneteenth flame even in March, etc, wait, what's the Juneteenth? Look it up, yankee
Timo - Drums, open ear, baby sitting, guidance counselor(sometimes I need it), occasionally bringing Foodstamps back to earth, Ping pong balls, gut eater, Hatha Yoga practitioner, Philatelist, GAIAM fan.
Influences:
Brandon's-Derek, Duane, Whiskey, Beer, and whatever's cookin' on Bobby Huerta's stove <
Levon's-Beef jerky, dead animals, puppies with head colds, Shacred schweet tea, going on last
Foodstamps'- Slim Jims, Stinky Cheese, Marc Pardo, Gack
Colin's- The Nerve Agents, Tommy Goober, Joe Came, the drinking of Listerine
Timo's- R.L.R strongest person I ever Knew!! C.W.O.4 V.I.G.
Sounds Like: You Sharted
Record Label: Red Ass Records