The Introspective Feelings of a Broken Man. |
The following reams of words were not pre-planned, are the truth as I want to tell it, but never lies. They are a thank-you to the world, to my friends and my girlfriend and, mostly, to my family...
Posted by on Mon, 03 Sep 2007 21:19:00 GMT |
Words no-one should ever use... |
Some words I honestly believe shouldn't ever be used, because you don't know what may happen in the future...
? Never.? Forever.? Hate.? Can't.? Promise.
There are probably some more, but just th...
Posted by on Wed, 20 Jun 2007 05:32:00 GMT |
Love... |
Sorry to disappoint all you gossip-seeking bitches out there, but this blog isn't an internet-based confession of my feelings for someone.
I love Hannah.
OK, so it is a confession of my feelings for ...
Posted by on Wed, 20 Jun 2007 05:06:00 GMT |
Right now I want... |
Iyerrr... just woke up in the middle of the night and decided to vent my anger in a diary but realised that doing that would get no reaction from anyone (unless you read my diary, which you better not...
Posted by on Sun, 03 Jun 2007 19:20:00 GMT |
The future's pretty fucking dim... the future's Orange |
Well readers (how about you subscribe and make me look cool for God's sake?), it's been a fair while since I sat and wrote one of these bad 'uns which I'm sure has brought sadness to some of you. This...
Posted by on Tue, 01 May 2007 20:24:00 GMT |
Daytime TV and other important matters... |
Hello readers, this is an update, y'know just... generally.Right, well, I'm pretty fuckin' strapped these days so rather than going out I tend to spend £1.69 on 2l of Ice White cider and get fucked of...
Posted by on Thu, 22 Feb 2007 11:33:00 GMT |
I'm the best friend you could ever have... |
Today I have embarassed/angered my corridor bitches in the following ways:> Bitched loudly about my Spanish (I study English) tutor when she was just across the road (I think the impressions...
Posted by on Tue, 06 Feb 2007 08:49:00 GMT |
Deal or No Bastard Deal DVD Game |
Christmas Morning 2006:-Big Poppa Ess wakes me and Mini Ess at 6:10 in the am. We are hungover to fucklets and Mini Ess' face still bleeds as a result of Chimp nailing him after a typically heavy nigh...
Posted by on Wed, 03 Jan 2007 21:44:00 GMT |
The Shower Hates Me. |
Well, here's a tale...
I was in the shower yesternight, all was dark and calm. The water ran silkily down my body and splashed about my feet like little bits of rainbow piss. Needless to say, I&n...
Posted by on Wed, 03 Jan 2007 17:18:00 GMT |
This year... |
...has been, urm, inconsistent.
This blog is a blatant episode of plagiarism from my brother's blog. Bovved.
I can't remember what order any of these happened in.
Bad Things:I lost the love of my...
Posted by on Wed, 20 Dec 2006 09:05:00 GMT |
