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Age

Kancho!! Your It! + michael is the coolest mofo around. he rocks. el o el o el ar o ef el

About Me

My name's Age, what's yours?

Time to update what hasn't really changed.

I'm still incredibly retarded yet half decently adorable. I use to write incredibly long blogs on here but I've fallen out of the loop. Call me crazy but being busy with a life is actually kind of a pain in the ass. Why the hell do people put up with them?

I'm fucked up in the head! *points to nose* ....erm... *points to head* I ain't joking, the doctor's found cooky black spots. Not your normal black spots, but cooky. Yes...mmm...coookie...

I like conversation, so if you're a chatty person, drop me a line. If you are incredibly prude, then TOTALLY talk to me. We'll fix that.

Oh and just cause I've never used this word before on my profile....wang...

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My Interests

Friends, games, anime, and anime porn. Makeing fun of people that I dont like and never will like no matter what they might believe. That does not mean that I may not like you, if I don't I will tell you to your face.

I'd like to meet:

the geeks, the losers, the posers and the frauds. Send me the horny girls, the not so horny girls and the girls who **SUBJECT MATTER CONFIDENTIAL**.

Send me the cool guys, the boring guys, and the douche bags, there isn't anyone I cannot hang out with.

And for the ladies in the audience tonight: If hanging out in the car sharing chili cheese tater tots while having shakes from Sonic sounds like a great date. Then totally add me as a friend and lets see what we can do. Cause honestly, I'm a simple person, I am content with bowling, movies, dinner at fast food or sit down places, miniature golf, just sitting on a couch making retarded sounds/jokes seems to me like a great time! I must be missing something cause obviously that isn't enough for the girls I meet. (Not dissing on the girls on my page now, lol you all don't date me haha)

Music:

Everything but Country. Sorry. Pitchshifter, Apartment 26, Apocaylptica, Emery, P.O.S., Bionic, Richard Cheese, Guilty Gear, Mindless Self Indulgence, Tatu, Frou Frou, Hawthorne Heights, Chemical Brothers, My Chemical Romance, Marilyn Manson, Linkin Park, Bemani, matt calpomatt, Libera Boy Choir, Sarah Brightman, Andrea Boccilli, Nintendo, Ridge Racer, Trance, Techno, Dance, Classical, Opera, Rock, Rap, Symphony Rock, SpeedPunk, blah blah

Movies:

Akira, Mr. and Mrs. Smith, Batman Begins, Hide and Seek, The 6th Sense, Signs, Collateral, Godfather, Pixar Movies, Get Shorty, Mario Bros. Movie, Spiderman 1 and 2 (Kirsten Dunst is so hot!), Ransom, Them, 28 Days Later, Dawn of the Dead, etc.

Television:

Invader Zim, 08th MS Team, Law & Order, Monk, X Play, Psych

Books:

Yes, I read books. (Read this in both past and present form)

Heroes:

Those who create paths, not follow them.

My Blog

I feel half shitty.

So, I'm about to go take a walk. I find peace in my walks and it really helps to clear my mind. The fact that it is raining kind of lightens me up, it's sound is calming. I decided I'd pull out the My...
Posted by Age on Tue, 27 Mar 2007 07:40:00 PST

Car Wreck

My friend Robert's Cadillac was a monstrosity. The car was a real beast of metal and rubber. Rust was forming over the old beast's tan painted skin much like a parasitic disease. It sat on its old wea...
Posted by Age on Tue, 27 Feb 2007 06:28:00 PST

My Balls.

Dear Readers, I am pleased to write to you a letter. A letter of small magnitude, but of great non-significance. My family jewels have fallen asleep. The tingling sensation is not welcome nor enjoyabl...
Posted by Age on Wed, 17 Jan 2007 02:31:00 PST

The Next Day: A Gamer's Account Following Wii-Day pt3

So long since the continuation of this series. I must apologize, following the blog I went through some stuff that has kept me from updating. Like for instance, I happen to be in San Bernardino, Calif...
Posted by Age on Mon, 18 Dec 2006 01:34:00 PST

KKKramer (intermission)

I didn't know Kramer was making a rap video to apologize to the african american society.  Enjoy a sneak peak of his number 1 hit on my profile.
Posted by Age on Thu, 23 Nov 2006 02:48:00 PST

KKKramer (intermission)

I didn't know Kramer was making a rap video to apologize to the african american society.  Enjoy a sneak peak of his number 1 hit on my profile.
Posted by Age on Thu, 23 Nov 2006 02:48:00 PST

The Next Day: A Gamer's Account Following Wii-Day pt2.

6:15pm Saturday November 18th: Robert: "How big is the line?" Adrian: "I unno, I see like 8 people.....ah fuck....shit, there's a big line, they're hiding behind the pile of lumber." Robert: "How man...
Posted by Age on Tue, 21 Nov 2006 08:47:00 PST

The Next Day: A Gamer's Account Following Wii-Day pt.1

6:03am Monday. November 20th, 2006:I wake up from a shitty night of sleep. I'd wake up feeling like I was about to puke or choke. I reach around hitting my hand against a box, a bottle water, some pen...
Posted by Age on Mon, 20 Nov 2006 06:52:00 PST

Those Guys - The RPG

Last night Robert and I were eating at Whataburger and we were talking about 8 bit directional gaming. We had a long time ago joked we should make a RPG based on us. I make the jokes once and awhile a...
Posted by Age on Sun, 22 Oct 2006 09:08:00 PST

I'm a Teacher.

I never knew what to call myself when ever I referred to my teaching job with High Tech Kids. I would shift from "Instructor" to "Teacher". Teacher just seems like it has more respect, ironic consider...
Posted by Age on Fri, 20 Oct 2006 09:44:00 PST