no more pins....I can hold my breath underwater doing a handstand for four hours. I used to be a pearl diver. I play guitar in the Horrors, coming to a town near you, soon. Just to clear things up, I don't use hairspray, no shit.
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TELL ME ABOUT YOURSELF - The Survey
Name: Joshua Von Grimm
Birthday: Err...I think it's in winter
Birthplace: Hair
Current Location: Hair
Eye Color: Hair
Hair Color: Labrador
Height: Taller than my Dad, and Nick. Not as tall as Faris
Right Handed or Left Handed: Left, possibly
Your Heritage: Thug
The Shoes You Wore Today: Those white converse with writing on, probably
Your Weakness: Hair. Hair products. Bondage. Or effects pedals
Your Fears: Losing my hair/effects pedals
Your Perfect Pizza: Nick Cave and Hairspray flavour
Goal You Would Like To Achieve This Year: Continuously Solo until the end of the year
Your Most Overused Phrase On an instant messenger: I love Harry Potter
Thoughts First Waking Up: GOOD MORNING WORLD!!!!
Your Best Physical Feature: My fangs
Your Bedtime: I really couldn't say
Your Most Missed Memory: Having Jennifer Aniston Hair
Pepsi or Coke: Coca Cooler
MacDonalds or Burger King: Fruit
Single or Group Dates: I like to go online for dates
Lipton Ice Tea or Nestea: I've never been witnessed by Faris drinking either, so I don't know...
Chocolate or Vanilla: Err, chocolate..?
Cappuccino or Coffee: Kofi
Do you Smoke: Yearr
Do you Swear: Arr
Do you Sing: I told everyone I could whilst playing guitar. Then we found out I couldn't
Do you Shower Daily: I bathe once afore noon and thrice upon sunset
Have you Been in Love: I love Mike
Do you want to go to College: I am and I do
Do you want to get Married: I practically am
Do you belive in yourself: Yes, or do I?
Do you get Motion Sickness: No, Desensitised by being shaken vigorously as a baby
Do you think you are Attractive: I have been heard describing myself as 'pretty'
Are you a Health Freak: COMPUTER GAMES TESTER.
Do you get along with your Parents: Like a house on fire. Though they like Mike better
Do you like Thunderstorms: I'll say...yes
Do you play an Instrument: I fingertap like a maniac. Drum machine deserves a mention
In the past month have you Drank Alcohol: Yes
In the past month have you Smoked: Yes
In the past month have you been on Drugs: Extremely Apologetically. Pics on Faris' phone
In the past month have you gone on a Date: Online
In the past month have you gone to a Mall: Umm........NO
In the past month have you eaten a box of Oreos: No, probably not
In the past month have you eaten Sushi: Fuck, don't think so, I don't think it's the kind of thing I'd eat
In the past month have you been on Stage: No. Last time on stage was with my Cure tribute band
In the past month have you been Dumped: Never
In the past month have you gone Skinny Dipping: HA, the thought of Josh...err, ME going skinny dipping..
In the past month have you Stolen Anything: A MINT AERO
Ever been Drunk: I don't seem to get drunk particularly
Ever been called a Tease: Nah
Ever been Beaten up: Surprisingly no. I fucking deserve a smack though
Ever Shoplifted: A MINT AERO. From a Newsagents in Shoreditch. It was over priced
How do you want to Die: Choking on a wah pedal
What do you want to be when you Grow Up: Nick Cave, with a Physics doctorate
Is your name Kyle Asselin:: Nawwwwwww
In a Boy/Girl..
Favourite Eye Color: Mike
Favourite Hair Color: Mike
Short or Long Hair: Big Hair.
Height: Mike
Weight: Still Mike
Best Clothing Style: Mike, so I guess 40s 50s
Number of Drugs I have taken: Drugs make me SILLY
Number of CDs I own: Not that many
Number of Piercings: Nun. Oh wait no I have my ear pierced. That was more trouble than it was worth
Number of Tattoos: Nun.
Number of things in my Past I Regret: Just get me out of here
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