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Keilani

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About Me

i've found that with the ever advancing technology, bird calls can be more masterfully executed by machinery. this new discovery hits hard against my favorite hobby. why waste my time trying to manipulate my voice into the delicate cry of a chipping sparrow, when an electronic devise is able to flawlessly make any bird noise imaginable, even mimicking birds that are now extinct and some that are yet to evolve. i suppose i could embrace these advancements and strive using them to my advantage, but stubbornly i refuse. so, recently i’ve felt rather discouraged in that arena and have even estranged myself from the majestic fowl i once called friends.

My Interests

So I’ve been spending the more part of my free time trying to build a functional telephone out of common bits and pieces that I find laying around. I’ve been as severe as to scrounge around in dumpsters just to find what I’m looking for. You see, I’m hoping to avoid any and all use of wretched moneys lately, especially in this project, I mean, that would really defeat the purpose, wouldn’t it? This will be a telephone that in being costless it is made priceless.

I'd like to meet:

someone whose name has a common root to that of Muhammad

Music:

A-Ha, Alfie, Animal Collective, The Association, The Avett Brothers, Bach, Badly Drawn Boy, Beirut, Belle and Sebastian, Ben Folds Five, The Beatles, Beulah, Camera Obscura, Chicago, Chopin, Circulatory System, Copeland, The Cyrkle, Dead or Alive, The Decemberists, Deerhoof, Depeche Mode, Devotchka, Dosh, The Doves, Electric Light Orchestra, Enya, Falco, Flaming Lips, The Format, The Good Life, Guster, Half-Handed Cloud, Hermans Hermits, Hopewell, International Airport, Iron and Wine, José Gonzales, Kaiser Chiefs, Kings of Convenience, The Lemon Pipers, Lisa Lisa and Cult Jam, Mercury Rev, MC Hammer, Michael Jackson, Modest Mouse, Neutral Milk Hotel, Nerf Herder, The New Sound of Numbers, Of Montreal, Oingo Boingo, Olivia Tremor Contral, Pink Floyd, Rachmaninoff, Ramona Cordova, The Red Thread, Rupert Hine, The Russian Futurists, The Shins, The Silent League, Simon and Garfunkel, Starship, Sufjan Stevens, Summer Hymns, Tape, Thee Stranded Horse, Traffic, Two Gallants, Unicorns, Weezer, When in Rome, Yo La Tengo

Movies:

Babes in Toyland, Short Circuit, The Neverending Story, Shang-hi Noon, Better off Dead, Orange County, Dumb and Dumber, Eternal Sunshine, Spidermans, Shallow Hal, Mr. Deeds, A Knight's Tale, Shreks, Napoleon Dynamite , Frog, Willy the Sparrow, Scamper the Penguin, Straight Talk

Television:

The Office, Futurama, Family Guy, Ren and Stimpy, Doug, Lloyd in Space, Pepperanne, My Life as a Teenage Robot, Simpsons (during their golden age), Pete & Pete, Alvin and the Chipmunks, Charles in Charge, Duck Tales, Rocko's Modern Life, Bobby's World, Tiny Toons, Inspector Gadget, Heathcliff, Eureka's Castle, David the Gnome, Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles, Katie and Orbie, Babar, Clarissa Explains it All

Books:

Harry Potter and the Sorcerer's Stone, Harry Potter and the Chamber of Secrets, Harry Potter and the Prisoner of Azkaban, Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire, Harry Potter and the Order of the Pheonix, Harry Potter and the Half Blood Prince....all written by J K Rowling.

Heroes:

Doug Funnie.Although he was an average pre-teen with problems just like the rest of us, he would always face life head on. He was a beacon to the value of keeping journals. Remember how frightening it was when Roger found his journal? Here was his chance to blackmail Douglas. But he was unable to. He couldn't read Doug's "chicken scratch." Of course the audience finds relief in this at that particular moment, but is it really a good thing? How can Doug's posterity benefit from all of his experiences if they can't even read the tedious record keeping dear Doug has compiled? Sorry. I'm not about to dis Doug. I just got side tracked. But it really is something to think about. Doug rules. A day without a Doug flash back for me is like a day without liquid to quench my thirst, without silence to empty my thoughts, without sleep to take me away from the world, so I can rejuvenate and invigorate my being.