Well Hello There, welcome to my profile, as you may have heard my name is shakezula the mic rula, the old schoola and if you want a trip i may just bring it to ya! Ok ok enough of that. So if you have read this far chances are you actually want to know some stuff about me.I'm 27, comming from the streets of KL. I've lived here all of my life but i've done alot of travelling in my time, lived in the US, Europe and travelled in asia and of course NZ. Travelling is one of my biggest passions so anyone who wants to get me talking about it your biggest problem will be making me stop. I love music, the soundtrack to my life is varied but i enjoy a bit of house and breaks, but thats when im out dancing to it, generally i prefer alternative and blues and roots (love to have a sing). I love to laugh, i love the beach, i love summer, anything to do with water really gets a big thumbs up. I believe in god, but im not good at it. I love to read, i love meeting people, i love really good conversations... you know, the no bullshit ones you remember, the kind that turns someone from an aquaintance to a friend. I LOVE to cook, its such a creative outlet for me. My hands shake, all the time so thats why im called shakes and lastly im a fuckwit when i get drunk on beer, i seem ok on spirits but the jury is still out. if you have actually read all this i congratulate you and thank you. Enjoy my random videos ect and if im not one of your friends then feel free to add me :) Have a great day
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Things most people don't know about me......*Shakes once visited the Virgin Islands. They are now The Islands.
*Shakes calendar goes straight from March 31st to April 2nd; no one fools Shakes.
*Shakes can speak Braille.
*When Shakes exercises, the machine gets stronger.
*Shakes doesn't use pickup lines, he simply says, "Now."
*Shakes can kill two stones with one bird.
*Shakes can win a game of Connect Four in only three moves.
*Shakes once ate three 72 oz. steaks in one hour. He spent the first 45 minutes having sex with his waitress.
*Shakes is the only man ! to ever defeat a brick wall in a game of tennis.
*Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles is based on a true story: Shakes once swallowed a turtle whole, and when he crapped it out, the turtle was six feet tall and had learned karate.
*Shakes once ate a whole cake before his friends could tell him there was a stripper in it.
*For some, the left testicle is larger than the right one. For Shakes, each testicle is larger than the other one.
*Shakes ordered a Big Mac at Red Rooster, and got one.
*It takes Shakes 20 minutes to watch 60 Minutes.
*Shakes doesn't believe in New Zealand.
*Shakes can set ants on fire with a magnifying glass. At night.
*Shakes recently had the idea to sell his urine as a canned beverage. We know this beverage as Red Bull.
*In a recent survey it was discovered the 94% of Australian women lost their virginity to Shakes. The other 6% were incredibly fat or ugly.
*Shakes invented the internet... just so he had a place to store his porn.
*One day Shakes walked down the street with a massive erection. There were no survivors.
*When Shakes plays Monopoly, it affects the actual world economy.
*Shakes qualified with a top speed of 324 mph at the Daytona 500, without a car.
*When the Boogeyman goes to sleep every night, he checks his closet for Shakes.
*Shakes counted to infinity - twice.
*When Shakes does a push up, he isn't lifting himself up, he's pushing the Earth down.
*Shakes hand is the only hand that can beat a Royal Flush.
*Shakes gave Mona Lisa that smile.
*Shakes can slam a revolving door.
*Shakes tears cure cancer. Too bad he has never cried. Ever.
*Superman owns a pair of Shakes pyjamas.
*Shakes owns the greatest Poker Face of all-time. It helped him win the 1983 World Series of Poker despite him holding just a Joker, a Get out of Jail Free Monopoly card, a 2 of clubs, 7 of spades and a green #4 card from the game Uno.
*Shakes doesn't pop his collar, his shirts just get erections when they touch his body.
*Once a cobra bit Shakes leg. After five days of excruciating pain, the cobra died.
*Shakes divides by zero.
*Shakes is always on top during sex because Shakes never fucks up.
*Shakes once had an erection while lying face down. He struck oil.
*The only time Shakes was wrong was when he thought he had made a mistake.
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