God Bless You, Mr. Vonnegut |
I was first introduced to Kurt Vonnegut by a fairly cool English teacher I had in 11th grade. At the time, I was on a bit of a British writer kick, having recently devoured A CLOCKWORK ORANGE, A...
Posted by on Thu, 12 Apr 2007 10:34:00 GMT |
Hey, You're Alright, Wrestlemania III |
WRESTLEMANIA IIII realized two things right off the bat as I sat and watched Wrestlemania III the other night. First, I'm getting old. I remember watching this program when it originall...
Posted by on Wed, 21 Mar 2007 15:04:00 GMT |
Hey, Fuck You Non-Binding Resolutions |
So apparently the Democrats in congress, who weeks ago passed a non-binding resolution to condemn the Bush administration's handling of the war in Iraq, started something of a trend. Recently th...
Posted by on Wed, 28 Feb 2007 16:04:00 GMT |
Hey, Fuck You Duvet Covers |
I don't know what the hell happened, but somehow blanket technology is now accelerating backwards.
Gone are the days of having a blanket that had both stuffing and a nice cottony outer shell. We...
Posted by on Fri, 09 Feb 2007 01:41:00 GMT |
Hey, Fuck You Xavier Becerra |
In my ongoing quest to educate myself as to the current machinations of the federal government, I took it upon myself yesterday to look up some info on my representative to the House. Turns out ...
Posted by on Wed, 24 Jan 2007 16:05:00 GMT |
Hey, Fuck You Unaccountable Pussies |
The most important thing I took from last night's mostly forgettable SOUTH PARK episode was a great turn-of-phrase (something of a specialty for Matt and Trey). When a South Park teacher is conf...
Posted by on Thu, 19 Oct 2006 17:56:00 GMT |
The Pass Letter |
Dear Jenny,
When I was seven years old, I witnessed my cocker spaniel puppy, Peaches, get run over by a Mack truck. One minute we were playing fetch, happy as can be, and the next minute I was c...
Posted by on Wed, 30 Aug 2006 10:01:00 GMT |
An Open Letter to the Major Media Providers |
Dear Dumb Shits,
Good afternoon. I hope that your collective son and/or daughter is doing well, and that the tests come back negative. Fingers crossed!
Moving right along, it's...
Posted by on Thu, 06 Jul 2006 17:34:00 GMT |
Hey, Fuck You Bipartisan Politics |
Trolling through the message boards really gets me riled up. On the one hand, you've got the Ann Coultier-quoting "neo-cons," blaming the pussy liberals for, well, being pussies. On the ot...
Posted by on Mon, 15 May 2006 15:42:00 GMT |
The Long Overdue Halloween Story |
This one is from Halloween of last year, but it still gets me giggling like a little girl.
The Overdue Halloween Story
Let me start by saying that while I like the premise of Halloween (vaguely...
Posted by on Tue, 09 May 2006 17:17:00 GMT |
