About Me
you might be a redneck if..
1.You think "loading the dishwasher" means getting your wife drunk.
2.You ever cut your grass and found a car.
3.You own a home that is mobile and 5 cars that aren't.
4.You think the stock market has a fence around it.
5.Your stereo speakers used to belong to the Drive-in Theater.
6.Your boat has not left the drive-way in 15 years.
7.You own a homemade fur coat.
8.Chiggers are included on your list of top 5 hygiene concerns.
9.You burn your yard rather than mow it.
10.Your wife has ever said, "Come move this transmission so I can take a bath."
