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http://www.evite.com/app/publicUrl/DTJTFZVSSSPSGFGOYPNJ/dila te



My father was a relentlessly self-improving boulangerie owner from Belgium with low grade narcolepsy and a penchant for buggery. My mother was a fifteen year old French prostitute named Chloe with webbed feet. My father would womanize, he would drink. He would make outrageous claims like he invented the question mark. Sometimes he would accuse chestnuts of being lazy. The sort of general malaise that only the genius possess and the insane lament. My childhood was typical. Summers in Rangoon, luge lessons. In the spring we'd make meat helmets. When I was insolent I was placed in a burlap bag and beaten with reeds- pretty standard really. At the age of twelve I received my first scribe. At the age of fourteen a Zoroastrian named Vilma ritualistically shaved my testicles. There really is nothing like a shorn scrotum... it's breathtaking- I highly suggest you try it.


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add me on there.  I'm never on Myspace anymore since lately it's been about as much fun as watching paint dry. add me on Facebook:secretasianman008@[email protected] rew Ko
Posted by on Sun, 01 Feb 2009 16:25:00 GMT

Model search

I'm looking for models for a ROTC photoshoot for CSUN. Needed, one Brunette, one Blond, one Asian, and one Latina.if interested contact me
Posted by on Sun, 01 Feb 2009 15:31:00 GMT

Dilate Photography is published!

I'm in the Sept/Oct issue of Real Fighter Magazine!  Because I kick that much tail... or actually because somebody out there recognized that my photos actually don't suck that bad.  :) Check...
Posted by on Mon, 06 Oct 2008 08:01:00 GMT

Dilate Photography

www.DilatePhotography.comCheck it out and come back often!
Posted by on Mon, 01 Sep 2008 13:01:00 GMT

Charity Fund Raiser Finale this Saturday July 12th at Jimmys Hollywood!

RSVP here http://www.evite.com/app/publicUrl/DTJTFZVSSSPSGFGOYPNJ/dila te   Saturday night July 12th is going to be one you do not want to miss.  Dilate Productions and TruVibe Entertainment ...
Posted by on Mon, 07 Jul 2008 11:19:00 GMT

Thursday the 12th, El Torito Grill Sherman Oaks Galleria, eat, drink, relax for charity.

Eat, Drink and Relax (and watch the Lakers) for a good cause.El Torrito Grill, Sherman Oaks Galleria15301 Ventura Blvd.Sherman Oaks, CA 91403 US Reservations are at 6 but we will be there hanging out ...
Posted by on Thu, 12 Jun 2008 00:07:00 GMT

Marathon update, I ran 20 miles today!

SO to keep everyone current on the status of my marathon trianing, I was immobilized due to an injury for 2 weeks and missed I larger 18 mile run.  I was down but not out.  I returned to tri...
Posted by on Sat, 31 May 2008 20:28:00 GMT

Thank you for your support!

I would like to thank everyone who came out to Fun  Raiser to sponsor me in the San Francisco Marathon and to support AIDS Project Los Angeles.  You are not only helping me in my endeavors with ...
Posted by on Thu, 08 May 2008 18:12:00 GMT

Fun-Raiser update!

 Fun-Raiser!a charity (fund raising) event benefiting AIDS Project Los Angeles. All money raised from this event goes to APLA! :)Start Time: Sunday, May 4, 2008 at 6:30pmEnd Time: Monday, May 5, ...
Posted by on Sun, 13 Apr 2008 22:48:00 GMT

Check out the first 6 on my top friends list!...

Because they and more are performing at....Fun - Raiser! ...a charity (fund raising) event for APLA.brought to you by: dilate.
Posted by on Fri, 11 Apr 2008 01:26:00 GMT